13 Secrets Moms Keep from Their Kids

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Let’s be real, as moms, we’re all striving to be the best role models possible for our little ones. But sometimes that means putting on a façade or even bending the truth a bit. Here are 13 things that many moms might choose to keep under wraps from their children:

1. Sweets Stash: Whether it’s chocolate or any other treat, we know our kids will want a bite (or the whole thing!). I’ve seen moms sneak into the kitchen during bath time to devour a candy bar, all while trying to keep a straight face. Personally, I’ve tiptoed past my kids’ room at night, ice cream pint in hand, just to enjoy a moment of peace in front of the TV.
2. Hangover Headaches: After a night out, I often find myself masking my headache with a cheerful demeanor. “Of course, darling! Let’s watch some cartoons!” I say, while internally searching for water and pain relief.
3. Fraying Patience: Kids can push our buttons like nobody else. My temper sometimes feels like the last bit of elastic in an old pair of yoga pants, and I hope my kids never realize just how close I am to losing it.
4. Fears: From car accidents to school safety, there are numerous things that keep us up at night. We try to shield our children from these worries, even as we grapple with them ourselves.
5. Personal Shortcomings: It’s ironic that we aim to raise kind, smart, and hardworking kids, while sometimes feeling like we’re falling short. I often adopt a “fake it till you make it” approach, even if I know I’m not quite nailing it on the patience or intelligence fronts.
6. Marital Tensions: Who hasn’t had a quiet spat behind closed doors? We do our best to keep our conflicts private to maintain a harmonious home.
7. Mommy Hypocrisy: I often tell my kids that too much dessert isn’t healthy, all while trying to forget about that donut binge I just had.
8. Phone Secrets: We’ve all been there—spending extra time on our phones while hiding in the bathroom, only to shove the device out of sight when we emerge.
9. Intimate Moments: “Mommy and Daddy are just resting!” we call out as our toddler tries to burst through the locked door, hoping we remembered to secure it.
10. Loud Toys: “Oh, I haven’t seen that noisy monkey!” I might say, all while hiding the dismembered toy in the trash.
11. Our Own Screen Time: While I try to regulate my kids’ screen time, I often sneak in my own binge-watching sessions after they’re in bed.
12. Halloween Candy Hoarding: After a few years of my son’s epic candy collections, I’ve had to relocate the stash multiple times—sometimes to high cabinets, and other times to my own stomach when it comes to those delicious malted milk balls.
13. Family Opinions: Auntie Lisa may have some questionable comments about our lifestyle, but we keep our true feelings under wraps for the sake of family harmony, even if it means biting our tongues.

Being a mom means we sometimes need our own space, and that can lead to a little fibbing here and there. As I write this, I’m hiding a bowl of caramel popcorn that I told my kids was all gone. And honestly, I can’t wait for Halloween—let the secrets commence!

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In summary, while we strive for openness with our kids, it’s okay to maintain some privacy in our lives. A little white lie here or there can help us navigate the rollercoaster of motherhood.