Why Parenting a 1-Year-Old Is Utterly Draining

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You know those commercials that show blissful parents, sipping coffee in pristine kitchens while their adorable little ones giggle and play? Everything looks effortlessly tidy, and the babies are always in a good mood—never throwing tantrums or crawling toward danger. It’s as if all those babies sleep soundly through the night, leaving their parents refreshed and ready to tackle the day.

But let me tell you, the reality of raising a 1-year-old is a far cry from that picture-perfect scene. If I could, I’d create my own commercial that captures the true chaos of parenting at this age—maybe even a workout video, because keeping up is a serious challenge!

A Day in Survival Mode

So, what does a typical day look like when you’re in survival mode with a 1-year-old? Here’s a glimpse into my life:

• Is she choking? Oh no, she’s pulled out the outlet protectors—wait, one is in her mouth! Quick, get it out!
• Is she climbing on the furniture? Sweetie, get down from there!
• What’s that? She’s playing in the toilet? Seriously?!
• Did that go in her mouth? Honey, what is that? Open up for Mommy!
• Roll down the window, she’s going to be sick again.
• Hand me the remote control—oh no, don’t push that, you’ll delete everything… too late!
• What’s wrong now? You want up? OK, down you go. No, back up again? Please don’t wiggle!
• Is she going up the stairs? Who took down the baby gate?
• Oh no, Sweetheart… no, don’t… I need to grab a paper towel.
• Did she swallow that penny? Oh my gosh, she did, didn’t she?
• Great, another outfit change. She pooped through this one! What do you mean there’s none left? Check the dryer!
• Where’s the skillet? And my mixing bowl? Who knows? She loves dragging them into her play area!
• Don’t pull the dog’s tail or ride her, please!
• Come here so I can wipe your nose—just let me do it, sweetie!
• No, don’t give her that; she can’t chew it!
• Wait, where’s she gone? Why can’t I find her?
• Oh no, not the outlets again! I thought I put the protectors back in!
• Sweetie, don’t bang on the keyboard!
• Another outfit needed; juice is dripping down her shirt.
• Don’t eat that dirty shoe! Give it to Mommy!
• Anyone know where the sippy cups are? I think I saw some in the van yesterday.
• Can someone check behind the couch? Where’s the baby? Is she breathing okay?
• Can someone hand me another diaper? It’s a disaster!
• Where’s her other sock?
• I need the syringe to clear her nose again.
• Who left this fruit snack wrapper here? The baby just munched on part of it!
• Can someone help me find my phone? We need to watch Daniel the Tiger NOW.
• Don’t touch that! No, no, no!
• Don’t eat the dog food! No!
• Hot! The candle is HOT. Don’t touch it!
• Let’s get you in your high chair—oh, please don’t wiggle out!
• I need a new outfit; she just threw up on this one.
• Where’s her sippy cup? Still in the car? Great, that means they’re all in there!
• What happened to the broom and dustpan? Honey, why are you chewing on the dirty broom?
• Watch out for the edge! Oh no, she fell! Someone get me an ice pack!
• The baby lost her shoe again. Why do we even bother buying her shoes?
• What’s that? Don’t eat that Fruit Loop—where did it come from?
• What’s wrong now? Daddy’s just giving me a hug; it’s OK!
• Get your mouth off that—that’s dirty! Germs everywhere!
• Where’s the remote? Someone, please get the baby the remote!
• Can I please have my phone back? Oh great, locked out for 14 minutes.
• Who took down the baby gate? Seriously?!
• Get down from there; you’re going to fall.
• Pull the blanket away from her face!
• The binky fell? That’s fine, I’ll just lick it off… it’s totally fine.
• I need the vacuum. Where did I leave it?
• Honey, don’t buck on the floor—you’re going to hurt yourself!
• Hot! The fan is HOT—don’t touch it!
• Don’t pull that cord out! No, don’t chew on the charger. I swear!
• Who deleted Bubble Guppies? Are you kidding me?
• Sit still so I can buckle you in! Please, just sit still!
• Don’t slam the door; watch your fingers!
• How did you get that? Danger, put it back! That’s Mommy’s cleaning supplies!
• Get out of the cupboard! Don’t throw that! Too late—she already did.
• Baby, go back to sleep! Do you want to go night-night?
• Let’s settle down; it’s sleepy time. Mommy loves you. Stay in your crib!
• One more kiss and snuggle, then it’s off to dreamland.
• Goodnight, Sweetie. Just lay your head down.
• Here’s your binky. Shhh… let Mommy rub your head. It’s late.
• Okay, okay! You win. Just come sleep in our bed… and get kicked, hit, and flailed upon while getting practically no consecutive rest.

I’d love to see a diaper or coffee commercial that portrays THIS side of parenthood! Yes, being a parent to a 1-year-old is truly exhausting. I might just need to hire a film crew to showcase the real deal!

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Summary

Parenting a 1-year-old can be overwhelmingly exhausting, filled with constant vigilance and unpredictable adventures. From keeping them safe to managing their needs, each day is a whirlwind of challenges. The reality of parenthood is far from the idealized images often portrayed in commercials, making it a unique and demanding journey.