15 Steps to Get Ready for Your In-Laws This Thanksgiving

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Ah, Thanksgiving—the season of gratitude and… in-laws. Remember that sunny July BBQ when you enthusiastically proclaimed, “Let’s host Thanksgiving at our place!”? Yeah, that was a bold move fueled by a few too many glasses of wine. Now, you’re staring down the barrel of hosting your in-laws for a week. But take a deep breath; I’ve got your back with this handy prep list.

You might feel a bit overwhelmed, but don’t worry! This list is designed to help you navigate this holiday chaos without losing your mind. So grab a glass of something strong, and let’s dive in!

1. Tackle the Baseboards: Seriously, those dusty corners are often overlooked. Grab a cloth and give them some love, or delegate this task to your kids or cleaner.
2. Dust the Fridge Top: You know that dust mountain? Yeah, it’s time to address that. Your mother-in-law has a knack for checking these places, so it’s better to be safe than sorry.
3. Stock Up on Booze: Not for them—this stash is all for you. Let them bring their own drinks. When sending out invites, add a friendly BYOB note.
4. Display Family Photos: Dig out those family pictures of your in-laws and the kids. They’ll appreciate seeing them prominently displayed, and it’ll keep the peace.
5. Unearth Last Year’s Gifts: Remember that hideous scarf from Aunt Linda? It’s time to dust it off and show it off, even if just for appearances.
6. Clear Your Browser History: Just in case your mother-in-law decides to browse your computer, you don’t want her finding that search for “How to avoid your in-laws.”
7. Get Your Cookware Ready: Pull out those pans and cookbooks that were gifts from Grandma. It’s time to put them to use!
8. Secure Your Bedroom Door: Trust me, you don’t want any surprise visitors when you need a moment of peace.
9. Hide Personal Items: Box up anything personal—especially if you think someone might snoop.
10. Prepare for Potential Drug Snoopers: This includes prescription meds and maybe some recreational items. Keep them out of sight to avoid any awkward conversations.
11. Review Manners with the Kids: Use this time to refresh their etiquette—saying “please” and “thank you” goes a long way.
12. Borrow a Fun Game: Grab Cards Against Humanity from a friend for a little entertainment and laughter.
13. Order the Turkey: Why stress over cooking? Order a fully prepared turkey from your local deli and take all the credit when it arrives hot and ready.
14. Take a Moment for Yourself: Whether it’s prayer or yoga, find a way to center yourself before the chaos begins.
15. Burn Any Negative Thoughts: Seriously, just let go of the negativity. Maybe even create a little ritual with a friend to detox from the stress.

Who am I spending the holidays with this year? I’m opting for a more fulfilling experience, volunteering and serving meals to those in need. A much better way to spend the season, trust me!

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Summary

Thanksgiving with your in-laws can be a daunting task, but with some clever preparation, you can navigate the week smoothly. From cleaning to managing personal items, this checklist has everything you need to ensure a successful holiday gathering. Remember, a little humor and planning can go a long way!