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The 2015 Goop Holiday Gift Guide: A Hilarious Trip into Excess
It’s that time of year again! The 2015 Goop Holiday Gift Guide has landed, and it’s just as outrageous as ever. Curated by everyone’s favorite lavish lifestyle expert, Gwyneth Paltrow, this list features a range of gift ideas that might leave your wallet feeling a little lighter—or completely empty.
Gwyneth has once again outdone herself, mixing the absolutely absurd with the slightly more attainable. This year, she’s even included a section titled “Ridiculous (and Awesome) Gifts,” which truly takes the cake for showcasing extreme extravagance. Here are some highlights that had us both giggling and gasping:
Highlights from the Guide
Toothpaste Squeezer, $244
For that friend who seemingly has everything, this chrome-plated contraption will truly impress. After all, why would they want to squeeze their own toothpaste when they can flaunt this luxury item on their bathroom counter?
18k Gold Dumbbells, $125,000
These custom-made weights come with a hefty price tag, and while we’re not sure about their weight, we do know they’re a definite conversation starter.
Hermes Mah-Jong Set, $46,000
If you’re tired of waiting for this exclusive item, you might as well consider burning a pile of cash instead—it might be just as satisfying!
World View Exploration At The Edge Of Space, $90,000
Get ready for an out-of-this-world experience that promises stunning views from 100,000 feet above Earth. Seriously, Gwyneth, what even is this?
DIY Vaginal Steamer, $55
This quirky gadget is marketed as a holistic way to pamper yourself. Who knew steaming could be a thing?
And if you thought maybe some gifts in “Gifts For The Doer” would be more practical, think again! The Live the Process Corset Unitard, $260, is advertised as perfect for both workouts and lounging. Because nothing says comfort like a corset, right?
For the men in your life, there’s even Post-Poo Drops, $29—clearly, an “essential” according to Paltrow. Happy holidays to you, indeed!
And let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: Toilet Paper, $956. Yes, you read that right. It’s fancy, it’s wrapped in luxury, and it’s for that friend who absolutely has everything.
This guide is filled with items that are both entertaining and a tad outrageous, proving once again that Gwyneth is in a league of her own. It’s a lighthearted reminder of how wildly different holiday shopping can be depending on your budget.
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In conclusion, the 2015 Goop Holiday Gift Guide is a delightful mix of the ludicrous and the luxurious, making us chuckle while reminding us that there’s truly something for every budget—or none at all!