In a world where sex is often glorified, the reality is that many of us find ourselves too busy or distracted to indulge in intimacy. When life gets in the way, the idea of getting frisky can feel more like a rare event than a regular occurrence. So, if you’re wondering whether tonight is going to be a night of passion, here are 10 signs that it likely won’t be:
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Your little one just had a massive diaper blowout, and your cat decided to make a mess on the bed. The aroma of “Eau De Catastrophe” is not exactly what you want to spice up the evening. Trust me, the mood is definitely not going to improve anytime soon.
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You just emerged from the bathroom, excitedly sharing your “new” body hair discovery with your partner. While relationships do evolve, discussing the latest “growth” on your body isn’t exactly what most couples consider romantic.
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You just binge-watched a gripping series where all your beloved characters met their untimely ends. Good luck getting in the mood when emotions are still running high from the traumatic plot twists.
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You’re sporting your favorite oversized charity T-shirt, stained and full of questionable remnants, paired with mismatched socks and a pair of yoga pants that may or may not have been worn yesterday. You might as well have a sign on your forehead saying, “Not in the mood!”
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Your partner’s ex just liked every single photo of him on social media that doesn’t feature you. Instead of enjoying your evening, you find yourself scrolling through her profile, critiquing her choice of emojis and grammar.
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You thought it would be delightful to follow dinner with a mountain of ice cream, but now you’re in a food coma so profound that moving is not an option. This is what experts call a “rest day” – and certainly not the time for any late-night cardio.
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You just had a heated “debate” about a vague comment he made regarding his day, and now you feel like giving in would mean conceding a point in a conversation that you’re not even sure how started.
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Your mother-in-law just threw a cheeky comment at her husband while winking at the family. You’ll be too busy trying to erase that mental image to think about anything else tonight.
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The phrase “how do you know when to drain a boil?” just slipped out of your partner’s mouth. Time to retreat to separate corners of the house and do some internet research.
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You’re on the verge of starting your period, and he’s still traumatized from the last time he didn’t catch on until it was too late. While he may enjoy action films, he prefers them without the bloodshed in his own bedroom.
So, grab your favorite book, slather on some coconut oil, and prepare for a cozy night in, because tonight’s not going to involve any romance.
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Summary: When life gets in the way, romance is often the first thing to get put on hold. From household chaos to emotional roller coasters, there are plenty of signs that tonight won’t be a night for intimacy. Instead, it might be better to cozy up with a book and enjoy a peaceful evening.