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Hipster Santa is Here, Complete with a Man Bun!
Hey friends! Have you heard about the latest twist on the classic holiday figure? That’s right—Hipster Santa has made his appearance at Pioneer Place in Portland, and he’s definitely not your traditional jolly old fellow. Gone are the days of the velveteen suit; this Santa is rocking a man bun, skinny jeans, and some stylish sneakers. Seriously, can you even?
This trendy Santa has swapped out his reindeer for a bike—probably a fixed gear, because, of course. He debuted back in 2015 and has returned this year, spreading some hipster cheer because, let’s face it, everyone deserves a little love during the holidays.
But have you seen the kids’ faces when they sit on his lap? They’re not quite sure what to think! I mean, can you blame them? It’s like they can smell the small-batch whiskey on his breath. And what do you think he wants for treats? Cookies? Nah! This Santa prefers local, organic fare—maybe some cold brew coffee and an artisanal gluten-free donut?
It really makes you wonder if he’s planning to start his own free-range organic reindeer farm. Rudolph, are you feeling okay over there?
Is this Santa a whimsical holiday display or a glimpse into the future of senior living in Brooklyn and Portland? If you want to catch a glimpse of this funky Santa and his man bun, he will be at Pioneer Place Mall Thursday evenings until December 14. Just a heads up, hipsters, it seems you’ve officially jumped the shark!
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In summary, Hipster Santa is shaking things up this holiday season with his alternative vibe and laid-back attitude. Catch him while you can, and remember, it’s all in good fun!