A Toddler’s Holiday To-Do List

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The holiday season is often hailed as the most magical time of the year, but for many parents, it can feel more like a whirlwind of stress and chaos. Between making shopping lists and planning festive meals, it’s easy to lose sight of the joy that this time can bring. But fear not, fellow parents—our little ones have their own holiday agenda that’s just as packed. Here’s a peek into a toddler’s holiday to-do list:

1. Play a game of hide-and-seek in a crowded store. The best move? Disappearing into a clothing rack and delighting in the sight of your parent’s frantic search efforts.
2. Have a total meltdown over the strict rule of opening just one door on the advent calendar. Repeat this daily for the entire month of December.
3. Take charge of lighting the Hanukkah menorah candles solo. While you’re at it, don’t miss the chance to attempt to ignite everything else in sight!
4. Sample a festive feast of tinsel, mistletoe, and even raw cranberries—pine needles are a delicacy too!
5. Get hilariously stuck in a snowbank and let out dramatic wails to keep the neighbors entertained.
6. Make a little mess by peeing in your snowsuit—fun for you, not so much for your parent!
7. Remove your boots and socks the moment you’re strapped into your car seat—this is a must after five minutes.
8. Turn your legs into wet noodles anytime someone tries to put those boots back on.
9. Insist on putting your boots on all by yourself. Prepare for a two-hour adventure that ends with those boots on the wrong feet, which you will vehemently argue are correct.
10. As you pass the Christmas tree, give it a good nudge. The sound of ornaments crashing is the perfect holiday soundtrack.
11. Throw a daily tantrum because you simply must open a present. Try to sneak a peek at every gift when your parents are distracted.
12. At every holiday gathering, touch every cookie on the plate before making your selection—bonus points for leaving a bite out of a slice of cheese or carrot stick for later!

The takeaway? Whether your family celebrates Christmas, Hanukkah, or another tradition, take a note from your little holiday agents of chaos. They remind us that holiday stress should never overshadow the joy of the season. For more tips on navigating parenting, check out this post on home insemination.

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In summary, the holidays are filled with delightful chaos thanks to our toddlers. Embrace the fun, let go of the stress, and enjoy this magical time together.