3 Clever Ways to Dodge Kiosk Workers While Holiday Shopping

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If you’re a mom navigating the mall with a toddler during the holiday season, you know it can be a mixed bag of warmth and chaos. Malls are cozy, free from harsh winter elements, and provide a much-needed break from crayons on the walls. But with all the shopping to do, those persistent kiosk workers can feel like a swarm of mosquitoes at a summer picnic—impossible to avoid!

Fortunately, there are savvy strategies to help you and your little one leave the mall without being lured into buying yet another unnecessary item. Here are three tips to ensure your holiday shopping experience is smooth and stress-free.

Strategy 1: Say No to Samples

As you step into the mall, the aroma of peppermint might entice you to try a sample from a nearby kiosk. Resist the urge! That tiny cup of tea may seem harmless, but it could lead to an unwanted sales pitch while your toddler is pulling at your leg. It’s a slippery slope—you’ll leave with an overstock of tea bags and a toddler in a puddle of embarrassment.

Instead, keep walking. Those samples are designed to hook you, much like my nostalgic encounter with an ergonomic mouse. Just a simple touch led to a lengthy sales pitch that I didn’t ask for and didn’t need. Keep your hands to yourself and move along!

Strategy 2: Master the Art of Nonchalance

Embrace your inner actress and channel the essence of a TSA agent. Toddlers are pros at avoiding social interaction, so utilize your little one as a natural deterrent to kiosk workers. The key here is to avoid eye contact at all costs. A friendly smile may seem polite, but it can be interpreted as an invitation to chat—or worse, a sales pitch.

If you have a friend or partner with you, team up! Having someone who exudes an intimidating vibe can help ward off those eager salespeople. And if your toddler decides to throw a tantrum? Even better! It’ll keep the kiosk workers at bay while you make a swift escape.

Strategy 3: Face Them Head-On

This final strategy is for those determined kiosk employees who won’t take no for an answer. Don’t wait for them to approach you—be proactive! Walk up to them with a product of your own, whether it’s a handmade gift from your child or even a less expensive alternative to what they’re selling. It’s a bold move that will catch them off guard and pave the way for you to glide past them with ease.

Alternatively, you could engage them with a barrage of requests for samples. Ask for a full treatment before you even consider their product, and keep them busy enough so you can slip away unnoticed. The goal is to distract them long enough to make your grand exit.

With these strategies in your back pocket, you’ll be able to navigate the mall with confidence. Just remember to keep an eye out for those Build-A-Bear stores—because we all know those can be a whole other adventure!

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Summary:

This article provides three effective strategies for avoiding kiosk workers while holiday shopping with a toddler. From avoiding samples to mastering nonchalance and confronting salespeople with your own products, these tips can help moms navigate the mall without unnecessary purchases.