I owe you a heartfelt apology for my prolonged absence. It’s not that I don’t value you—I truly do! I remember the thrill of stumbling upon a sale on quirky adult toys at the local shop. I would feign interest in some random item, waiting until the coast was clear before diving into the treasure trove of delights. Those moments felt like a kid unwrapping gifts on Christmas morning—suddenly, I was faced with choices like cheeky underwear or playful pasties, and I’d sprint to the cashier, heart racing with a mix of excitement and a dash of naughty shame.
Then there was that memorable day at the mall when I spotted some playful sex dice nestled among family-friendly games. Surrounded by calendars featuring cute puppies, those dice called to me. As I stood in line, my heart raced. Would the cashier announce my purchase to the entire store? The thought made my cheeks flush. I nearly bolted, but I had invested too much time already. Stepping up to the counter, I placed the package face down, hoping for discretion. But alas, the cashier’s enthusiastic voice rang out, and I felt the world around me pause.
So, dear drawer, I’ve gone to great lengths to keep you brimming with fun items like handcuffs, blindfolds, and all sorts of delightful gadgets. The truth is, since marrying Mike, our intimate moments have taken a more spontaneous turn. By the time I remember your stash of goodies, I’m usually ready for a nap instead.
But don’t worry; I promise we’ll reunite soon! While our encounters have shifted from frequent to rare, it only makes those moments we do share feel extra special. It’s kind of like indulging in pizza once in a while—if you have it every day, it loses its magic, but when it’s a treat, it’s absolutely exhilarating. So, in my world where I rank everything by deliciousness, you’re definitely my top-tier pizza!
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In summary, I’m sorry for neglecting you, dear drawer. You hold a special place in my heart, and our reunions are worth the wait.