Can I Make Yogurt from Breastmilk? And Other Breastfeeding Queries

Ah, the world of breastfeeding! I’ve been there—attending nurse-ins, tandem nursing (twice!), and my middle child nursed until he was four. With my kids having various protein intolerances, my diet resembles that of a medieval monk. I’ve even nursed my godson and his sister, and I helped out a friend by nursing her baby when she was low on milk. I’ve donated milk and even penned an essay about my experiences, earning the nickname “Milk Fairy.” I’ve spoken at a breastfeeding conference and joined Facebook groups dedicated to the topic. Trust me, when it comes to breastfeeding, I’ve seen and heard it all.

And let’s be honest: people ask some pretty wild questions.

Can I make yogurt out of my breastmilk?

Making yogurt is straightforward, and yes, you can use breastmilk for it. Whether it’s a good idea, though, is really up to you and your little one.

Can I make soap with my breastmilk?

Sure, it’s an option if you have milk that’s still fresh but you’re not comfortable giving it to your baby. But let’s think this through—would you really want to wash with breastmilk? My mind says it’s fine, but my heart says “no way.”

Where can I find bras for larger-than-average sizes?

Once you hit the mid-range cup sizes, places like Victoria’s Secret are off the table. You’re left scouring the internet for brands like Sweet Dreams and Booby Traps that cater to your needs. Choose something that looks nice and hope it fits!

Should I stop breastfeeding?

Nope! Keep going! Even if you have a low milk supply or other concerns, the answer is still no.

Is green milk a normal occurrence?

Absolutely! Strange colors like blue or green can happen too. You learn a lot of unexpected things during this journey.

What does your toddler think milk tastes like?

He thinks that’s a silly question and insists it just tastes like “mama milk.” His disapproving look is priceless, even if he struggles with the word “dumbass.”

Do you really spray milk everywhere during an orgasm?

Nope! But if a woman won’t answer, you can probably guess the answer is yes.

What does your toddler call your breasts?

He straightforwardly refers to them as “boobs,” or “milks,” which is what they are for. Thankfully, he doesn’t feel entitled to my bras like some kids do.

Can I drink my breastmilk?

If you have a working mouth, yes. But do you really want to?

What if I run out of creamer?

Breastmilk can work as a substitute, and the best part is you don’t have to worry about the calories—you made it!

Have you ever tried your own breastmilk?

If you’re lactating, you’ve definitely given it a taste. Don’t even try to deny it!

Does breastmilk cure earaches in kids?

Yes, but make sure to use an eyedropper—it’s tricky to aim otherwise!

What about eye goop?

Breastmilk works wonders for that too!

Can I bring beads to a nurse-in on Mardi Gras?

The consensus is no, but my heart says yes!

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In summary, breastfeeding can be a wild ride filled with unexpected questions. From making yogurt to dealing with strange milk colors, it’s a journey that often leads to laughter, curiosity, and a lot of learning. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, remember that every experience is unique.