We’ve welcomed another (and final) addition to our already large family since this post was first shared, and boy, the curiosity just keeps on coming! I thought I’d heard it all about having a big family, but there seems to be an endless stream of questions. Here are a few more interesting inquiries I’ve received since baby number seven arrived, along with my responses (if I were feeling a bit less polite).
- “Was this last one an accident?”
Well, let me just say this: No, bold stranger, but I’m going to assume your question is just a misstep in judgment. You’re lucky I’m feeling restrained, or I might just consider a playful kick in the shins. - “How do you even have time for intimacy?”
Let’s keep this between us, alright? Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, we have a fun pizza and movie night. We sprinkle a little “magic dust” (not actual magic) on the pizza, and once the kids are happily engrossed in a historical documentary, we get to enjoy some adult time. It’s amazing how quickly you can get creative with your schedule! - “How do you afford to feed all of them?”
Ah, “feeding” is a flexible term, really. Usually, we let the kids draw numbers from Dad’s “Breathe If You’re Hungry” cap. It’s a fair way to decide who gets a hot meal. Sometimes, we even turn it into a friendly Hunger Games competition in the backyard, complete with props. Sure, the kids may complain, but they also love the thrill of it all. Even the “losers” get some food—just a slice of bread, a dollop of ketchup, and water, but hey, it teaches them the value of strategy! - “Have you ever misplaced one of them?”
Oh, absolutely! But what parent hasn’t? That’s why we’ve microchipped them. We generally get them back within a few days, so no harm done! - “Are you trying to keep up with the Duggars?”
Definitely not, thanks! We prefer to march to the beat of our own drum. - “Aren’t you worried that one of them might be gay?”
Honestly, I’m more concerned about my kids growing up in a world where intolerance exists. Don’t assume I share your narrow-minded views. Perhaps you should focus on fixing your own issues instead. - “Wow! Your body must be destroyed!”
Hey, that’s a pretty bold assumption! Just so you know, all my kids were delivered via C-section, so everything down there is just fine and dandy. Ever heard that saying about how nice it is when people stop talking? Well, let’s just say I love that one!
I understand that large families aren’t the norm, and I’m open to respectful questions that come from genuine curiosity. But when judgment and disdain are thrown into the mix, that’s where I draw the line. Everyone has the right to choose their family size, and it’s nobody’s business but their own. If you find yourself asking any of the above questions, it’s clear that somewhere out there, a village is missing its silly member.
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In summary, big families come with their own set of questions, and while curiosity is natural, respect should always be the priority. Each family’s choices are personal and deserve understanding.