What This Mom Desires for Valentine’s Day

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My partner and I have never really had much time for romance. To be honest, he’s been focused on providing for our family, which I truly appreciate. I can’t blame him for sticking with my straightforward planning for our outings. While he’s been more thoughtful lately, the suggestions of a new toaster, cooking gadgets, and home renovations as gifts don’t quite spark that romantic fire in me.

Although I plan to make the most of whatever Valentine’s Day gifts I receive, let’s face it: this mom could really use some serious spoiling. So, if he were to ask me what I want this Valentine’s Day, here’s my list.

First up: Roses

I want a stunning array of red roses filling the house. And when I say filling, I mean beautifully arranged in vases—out of reach of little hands, of course. Or how about lilies? Those are my favorite! Better yet, let’s have both. But remember, keep them high up!

Spa Day

Next, I’d love a spa day where I can indulge in a relaxing massage and a mani-pedi—definitely some much-needed “me time.” And, okay, maybe I’ll dream about liposuction and a breast lift, but let’s just stick with the spa day for now. And gel nails? Yes, please!

Fancy Dinner

Take me to that fancy restaurant you’ve been raving about. Sure, it might be a little pricey for a typical date night, but it’s Valentine’s Day! Surprise me with a delicious appetizer and two fruity cocktails instead of the usual water.

Chocolate

Let’s talk about chocolate. If you could somehow find the fancy kind that has zero calories, that would be fantastic. But if that doesn’t exist, I’ll settle for the indulgent kind—and maybe some new clothes to accommodate those extra calories. Unless, of course, you can invent that magical zero-calorie chocolate. I’m waiting!

Jewelry

Now, onto jewelry. I don’t want anything too flashy, just something fresh that hasn’t lost its luster from being worn around sticky kids and messy kitchens.

Lingerie

Lingerie is a must. Get me something that excites you, something you can’t wait to see me in so you can whisk it off in a hurry. Let’s ditch the worn-out cotton for something a little more fun!

Intimacy

And how about some mind-blowing intimacy? Let’s spice things up with a fun toy or a new game. Always wanted to try some handcuffs? Let’s do it! We’ve got a perfect excuse—Valentine’s Day. Though honestly, we don’t need a reason to try something new, sometimes a little nudge is all it takes!

Cliché? Sure. But there’s a reason these ideas are popular on Valentine’s Day. As a mom who’s been juggling parenting since before I could legally sip wine, I’ve missed out on the romance, the dates, and the fun flirty moments. I wouldn’t trade my life for anything, but if I could have both motherhood and a little romance?

Let’s just say, Father’s Day isn’t too far away, and “steak and BJs” sounds just as classic.

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Summary

This lighthearted piece outlines a mom’s humorous wishlist for Valentine’s Day, emphasizing the need for pampering, romance, and a bit of fun amidst a busy family life. The suggestions range from classic flowers and spa days to creative intimacy ideas, all delivered with a friendly tone.