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14 Relatable Moments for Anyone on the Journey to Pregnancy
After tying the knot, my partner Alex and I decided it was time to expand our family and start the baby-making adventure. As the first in my circle to embark on this journey, I quickly realized how little I understood about the entire process. Sure, I knew the basics, but the reality of trying to conceive was far more complex than I ever imagined. I used to think it was as easy as having a little fun and voilà — a baby. But for us, the journey was fraught with unexpected hurdles, and those months of negative pregnancy tests took a toll on both my morale and our relationship.
Finding a way to share frustrations, brainstorm solutions, and even joke about the absurdities of trying to conceive was crucial for my sanity. Here are 14 things you’ll absolutely relate to if you’ve been in the TTC (trying to conceive) game for any length of time:
- Acronym Overload
Your DH (dear husband) needs to rush home ASAP so you can BD (baby dance) during your EWCM (egg white cervical mucus) phase while your cervix is HFO (high, soft, and open). Then, it’s a long TWW (two-week wait) until you can POAS (pee on a stick) at 13 DPO (days past ovulation) and hope for a BFP (big fat positive). - Cervical Fluid Expertise
While most people might not know what cervical fluid is, you’ve become a self-taught expert in all its variations. - Willingness to Experiment
Sure, you’ve tried unconventional methods like using egg whites when your EWCM wasn’t up to par. Why not? - Tired of Unsolicited Advice
Oh, your sister’s best friend’s cousin got pregnant that way? Thanks, but I’ll pass on your anecdote. - Cervix Awareness
You can practically feel your cervix changing position during the most mundane activities, like sitting in a meeting. - Life Organized by Ovulation
Your calendar is divided into two distinct phases: pre-ovulation and the dreaded two-week wait. You avoid anything that could be harmful, even if it’s just a cup of coffee, during the fertile window. - Mood vs. Motivation
Sometimes stress can kill your libido, but you’ve found ways to shift gears, often resorting to “quickies” to keep the momentum going. - Temperature Triumphs
Every little spike in your basal body temperature feels like a victory. “Look at this triphasic pattern!” you exclaim to anyone who will listen. - Bulk Buying
You’ve got your ovulation tests and pregnancy tests on speed dial and know where to score the best deals. If they had a subscription service, you’d be first in line. - Overanalyzing Symptoms
You’ve had the hiccups? Is that a sign? Time to Google it! - Periods Feel Like Defeats
Each monthly visit from Aunt Flo brings heartache. Why can’t my body just cooperate? - The Pain of Announcements
Hearing about someone else’s pregnancy can feel like a gut punch when you’re struggling to conceive. Tears, anyone? - Exploring Options
You’re not just looking for tips to get pregnant; you’re diving into IUI, IVF, fertility tests, and even adoption resources. - Support Network
Having a tribe of like-minded individuals is invaluable during this journey. Celebrating small wins (hello, progesterone surge!) and venting frustrations is essential for maintaining your sanity.
No couple relishes the process of trying to conceive, and for many, the wait can be excruciating. Finding humor and focusing on the positives—even if the silver lining is simply becoming more attuned to your body—can help.
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In summary, the journey to parenthood is filled with ups and downs, and it’s important to find humor and connection along the way.