Long-term relationships come with their quirks, and sometimes those quirks get downright ridiculous. Take, for instance, a guy who talks nonsense in his sleep. One clever wife decided to document her husband’s nighttime ramblings and send them to him as texts — and it turns out, he’s a goldmine of hilarity.
Meet Imgur user QuirkyNights, also known as Ryan, who is notorious for his sleep talking. His loving wife, Sarah, has been capturing his midnight musings and sharing them via text messages. Recently, Ryan compiled a collection of these messages and posted them online, receiving a wave of attention with nearly 400,000 views. It’s clear he has mastered the art of absurdity while snoozing.
Sometimes, Ryan will slip into various accents. Other nights, he has an inexplicable obsession with being Belgian. He often forgets what his wife does for a living and occasionally jumps to wild conclusions, accusing her of concocting secret plots against him. And then there are those random moments when he declares it’s “smash time” — whatever that means!
Sarah tells the Independent that Ryan has been a sleep talker for as long as she can remember, but she started keeping track of his nocturnal chatter back in 2014. One of her favorite memories was when he mistook her for his sparring partner during a martial arts class. As she probed for details, Ryan simply tapped her nose and said “Boop,” leaving her in stitches.
Living with a sleep talker is a unique experience. My partner has his own sleep talking episodes, and I sometimes wish I had thought to document his antics as well. He’s asked me about potatoes for a nonexistent staff meeting and once even rolled over to declare, “You’re the most beautiful lightbulb.” Sleep talking might disturb the peace, but it certainly provides plenty of material for lighthearted teasing. After all, isn’t that what love is really about?
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In summary, this lighthearted account of a wife documenting her husband’s sleep talking showcases the humor and quirks that come with love. It reminds us that even in the most bizarre moments, laughter can bring us closer together.