5 Things I Can’t Stand About Pediatrician Visits

In our household, a trip to the pediatrician is a last resort. Fever? Just some Tylenol, let’s wait it out. Odd rash? A quick Google search, then we’ll decide. That scrape looks shallow—grab the Neosporin and a band-aid, and we’ll be fine. After raising four kids, I’ve learned that the wait-and-see approach often works. I’m beyond lucky that my kids don’t have any chronic health issues, meaning visits to the pediatrician are infrequent. But there are those unavoidable occasions, like vaccinations and annual check-ups, when I must confront the reasons why I’m not a fan of that doctor’s office.

1. Unexpected Copays

There I am, innocently checking in my child (15 minutes early, of course) at the counter. The receptionist runs through the usual questions—address changes, insurance updates—and then, boom! “You have a $75 balance from your last visit. How would you like to pay for that today?” I awkwardly rummage for my debit card, all the while contemplating what else I could’ve spent that money on.

2. Forms I Can’t Recall

So many forms, so many questions I can’t seem to answer. I can remember important details like my kids’ birthdays, but some inquiries leave me scratching my head. When did your child first stand unassisted? I mean, he’s 11 now! Who can keep track of that?

3. The Germ Infestation in the Waiting Room

No matter when your appointment is, expect to spend an eternity in the waiting room. I’d rather avoid that germ-infested zone. There’s a child next to me coughing like a seal, another clutching a barf bag, and yet another looking like a zombie with a fever. I genuinely feel for them, but I can’t help picturing all the bacteria lunging toward my healthy child. I wish I could bubble-wrap him in hand sanitizer until the nurse finally calls us back to a room (which is probably just as germy, but at least we’re out of the line of fire). The whole time, I’m praying we leave unscathed.

4. Battered Looking Kids

My kids are constantly engaged in some sort of roughhousing, which means they’re usually covered in bumps, bruises, and scrapes. I always worry that the pediatrician will suspect something sinister. I totally get it; it’s their job to look out for kids in danger. I just hope they don’t jump to conclusions based on my kids’ battle scars. Once, my son had a sore that looked suspiciously like a burn. Luckily, when the doctor asked, he explained that his brother had done it with a toy helicopter. You just never know what might come out of their mouths!

5. Kids Say the Darndest Things

When they’re babies and can’t talk back, it’s easy to present myself as a stellar parent. Yes, we eat super healthy! No, we don’t watch too much TV! But once they’re old enough to answer questions, watch out. They might blurt out, “Well, my mom thinks pickles are a veggie!” or “I watched Ratatouille three times!” Cue the pediatrician’s judging look—or worse, an outright lecture.

I know quality healthcare is a privilege, and despite these gripes, I truly appreciate the medical professionals who are there when my kids need help. But that germ-ridden waiting room? No thanks!

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In summary, while pediatric visits are sometimes necessary, they come with their own set of challenges that can leave any parent feeling frazzled.