It’s High Time for a Redesign of Women’s Swimsuits

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Dear Swimwear Designers,

Let’s talk swimsuits, shall we? As a woman navigating through the vast ocean of summer fashion, I’ve come to realize that a glaring oversight exists in your designs—specifically regarding the female anatomy. Yes, I’m referring to my vagina.

And when I say “vagina,” I’m really talking about its fuzzy companion: pubic hair. Unlike the innocuous strands you find on your arms or the coarse bristles on your legs, pubic hair has a wild spirit of its own. It doesn’t conform; it’s unapologetic and free-spirited, and it deserves better representation in swimwear.

Are you unfamiliar with pubes? Unless you’re a sprightly 7-year-old blissfully unaware of puberty, you must know they exist. Yet, looking at most swimsuits with their dangerously high-cut sides, it’s as if you’ve concocted a cruel dilemma for us grown women: either hide those pubes or flaunt them for the world to see.

I’ve attempted both strategies, and let me tell you, neither is satisfactory. What I truly want are fresh alternatives.

Please, spare me the suggestion of a swimsuit with a skirt. That’s an affront to my dignity. I was once a competitive swimmer, slicing through water like a torpedo, and the thought of covering that prowess with a frilly swim skirt? No, thanks.

And yes, I’m at that “certain age” now—much like my pubes, I’m done with pretense. Razors are ineffective, and waxing? Let’s just say that the pain outweighs any benefits. Yet, when I finally give in and wear one of your suits, only to have my pubes making a surprise appearance, I’m left avoiding eye contact with everyone around me.

It’s not just embarrassment (okay, maybe a little). It’s the fact that I can feel every gaze fixated on my nether region. Some might think, “Cover up!” while others might panic at the sight. I’m left to wonder what they are thinking while they seem entirely focused on my lady parts.

All I’m asking for is a swimsuit that provides coverage without resorting to grandma-style designs. Give me a little more fabric in the V-zone so I can swim freely without having to choose between razor burn or sheer embarrassment. Men don’t face this dilemma, do they? Whoops—guess I went there.

However, if you’re indifferent to the needs of women, consider the financial implications. Your potential customers include countless adult women who aren’t ready for swimsuit skirts yet. Trust me, that’s a huge market.

Warm regards,
A Swimmer in Search of Coverage

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In summary, swimsuits need to evolve to accommodate the realities of women’s bodies without sacrificing style or dignity. It’s time for designers to listen and innovate.