Dear Educators,
First off, I want to express my appreciation. After an endless summer of hearing “I’m bored” while navigating the sweltering heat, I’ve realized how underappreciated you all are. Now, let’s get real. Here are seven straightforward tips for handling my little crew:
1. Food Preferences and Allergies
Rest assured, my kids don’t have any dietary restrictions. Sugar and red dye? Not an issue! Feel free to offer them whatever treats you like. However, you might notice them using every excuse in the book to get up from their seats—“I need a drink!” or “My pencil needs sharpening!” It’s like clockwork.
2. Home Organization
I start the school year organized and on top of things, but by January, it’s a different story. Initially, I’ll have everything planned: nutritious breakfasts and adorable crafts. But come mid-year, I’m lucky if I can get them a Pop-Tart before rushing out the door. So, if you could schedule the more ambitious projects at the beginning of the year, that would be a lifesaver!
3. Lunch Packing
In the early months, I’m all about those perfectly balanced bento boxes. But after the holiday break, PB&J on white bread becomes the norm. No water bottle? Who needs it! “Yes, it’s a healthy lunch,” I’ll insist, while my child argues about the legitimacy of fruit snacks.
4. Homework Battles
I genuinely try my best with homework. I’ll sign reading logs and encourage them through “The Foot Book,” but then the backpack gets stuffed with unturned assignments. “What’s ‘home play’?” they’ll ask innocently, and all I can do is smile and pretend it’s a fun new educational concept.
5. Grooming Standards
They start the year looking sharp, but by spring, it’s a different scene. I apologize in advance for the state of their outfits. “Laundry pile? What laundry pile?” is likely to become a common refrain in my house, and hygiene may take a backseat as we approach summer.
6. Picture Day Shenanigans
I won’t remember special days like Picture Day or Pajama Day, even after numerous reminders. By now, you should know that I’m not the mom who will ensure my child is prepared. So, if they show up in pajamas, just roll with it—I promise it’s not personal!
7. Room Mom Responsibilities
I’m not the ideal candidate for Room Mom. Crafting is not my forte, and I’m thrilled when I hear that store-bought snacks are now the rule. My baking skills are limited to last-minute store runs for packaged treats. Just know that while I may not be the perfect parent, I’m here to support you.
To my child’s teacher, I hope you create a fun environment where learning happens outside of textbooks. They will remember the moments you shared—the stories, the laughter—not just the lessons.
As spring approaches and the school year winds down, I’ll be grateful for your efforts and the unique experiences you’ve provided. Thank you for being a guiding light in my child’s life!