Like many parents, I often find myself reprimanding my kids for their usual antics. It’s part of the job description, right? However, I’ve recently come to a rather humbling conclusion: a lot of the behaviors I scold them for? Yeah, I’m totally guilty of those too. It’s almost comical how hypocritical I can be. Let’s dive in:
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Bedtime Battles
My kids are experts at delaying sleep. We had a golden period when my eldest two were tucked in by 7 p.m. and asleep within half an hour. Those days are long gone. My younger two routinely stay up an hour past their bedtime, even while lying in bed. And me? Each morning, I vow to hit the hay earlier, but come 9:30 p.m., I find myself thinking, “I should probably sleep now…” Yet, I end up pushing it to 11 p.m. or later. My self-control regarding sleep rivals my self-discipline around chocolate—essentially nonexistent! -
Dessert Before Dinner
I often tell my kids, “No cookies before dinner!” Yet, I sneak into the kitchen and devour handfuls of chocolate chips like it’s nobody’s business. Dessert before dinner? Oh, I’m the reigning champ of that, and sometimes even for breakfast! -
Misplaced Footwear
I chuckle at how long my kids take to find their shoes, thinking, “How hard can it be?” But guess what? I’m constantly misplacing mine too! I kick them off as soon as I walk in, forget them in the bedroom, or shove one under the couch. The only difference? I don’t stand there crying when I can’t find them. So, I guess I’m slightly better… maybe. -
Paperwork Pile-Up
We all know the classic scenario: a kid pulls out a crumpled form from the bottom of their backpack that’s due today. But I can’t throw stones—my forms often end up wrinkled or stained with food before they even make it into the envelope. And that’s if I remember to send them at all! -
Complaining About Chores
Hearing my kids whine about chores drives me nuts. “Why do I have to clean my room?” they lament. Meanwhile, I’m just as guilty of whining about housework. “How do we have this much laundry?” I grumble, fully aware I’m being a total hypocrite. -
Screen Time Shenanigans
Oh boy, I’m the absolute worst when it comes to managing screen time. Sure, I need to work on the computer and check emails, but I often find myself lost in games or scrolling through Pinterest. I limit my kids’ iPad time while I’m glued to my laptop. Clearly, the apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree here. They could easily quote that classic anti-drug PSA: “I learned it by watching you!”
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Summary
Reflecting on my parenting journey, I’ve realized that I often scold my kids for behaviors I exhibit myself. From bedtime procrastination to sneaking snacks, I’m just as guilty as they are. It’s a humorous yet humbling reminder that parenting is about leading by example, not just enforcing rules.