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Ryan Reynolds Offers Hilarious Tips for Dads in the Delivery Room
In a comedic twist on fatherhood, Ryan Reynolds, a brand-new dad of two, shares his witty advice for expectant fathers during labor. Known for his quick humor and sarcasm, Reynolds has once again charmed us with his insights on what to keep in mind when the big moment arrives.
As a 2016 GQ Man of the Year, Reynolds has some sage yet amusing suggestions for dads-to-be. First and foremost, he insists: “Be in the room. You’re not some retro TV character.” In today’s world, there’s no excuse for fathers to miss out on this monumental experience.
Next, Reynolds cautions fathers about their photography habits: “Be smart with the photos you take. A picture of your daughter crowning on the fridge won’t win you any points.” With smartphones in everyone’s hands, it’s easy to forget the chaos surrounding the delivery. Unless your partner specifically asks for a snapshot of that moment, it’s probably best to keep the camera away.
His third piece of advice is more of a humorous warning: “Your wife will never find it cute or funny if you tip your imaginary hat and say, ‘At your cervix’… so just avoid that.” While it may seem comedic, we all know that husbands might not pull it off as effortlessly as Reynolds would.
He also reminds fathers of their standing in the delivery room hierarchy: “You’re pretty much the least important person here.” The ranking goes: your wife, the baby, the doctor, the nurse, and if you’re lucky, a doula. Don’t forget the air, which he insists is essential too. But hey, someone has to fetch those ice chips and take a decent first picture of mom and baby!
Lastly, Reynolds encourages new dads to keep a positive attitude. When your partner asks if everything’s okay down there, you should definitely respond positively—but refrain from shouting, “better than ever!” Because, let’s be honest, every mother would see through that little fib.
Thanks, Ryan, for keeping it real and absolutely hilarious. If you’re looking for more on pregnancy and home insemination, check out this helpful article. And for those considering the journey of parenthood, this guide on artificial insemination kits is a must-read. For additional resources on fertility, hop over to this excellent source from Johns Hopkins Medicine.
In summary, Ryan Reynolds offers a blend of humor and practical advice for dads stepping into the delivery room. His insights remind us that while the moment is significant, a light-hearted approach can ease the tension.