Working moms-to-be, I see you. The exhaustion is real—between frequent bathroom breaks and that relentless lower back pain, you’re juggling a lot. On top of that, you’ve got to deal with those well-meaning but often intrusive questions from co-workers. While you might feel tempted to let them have it, I suggest a more palatable approach.
Here are some classic inquiries you might face just before your due date:
How will I cope when you’re gone?
What I’d like to say: Let’s think of it as a grieving process. You’ll initially be in denial about my absence, then you’ll get angry when you realize how much I keep things running smoothly. After that, you might bargain with others to help with simple tasks, followed by some serious sadness when you realize you have to figure things out yourself. But hey, it’s just 12 weeks! We’re in this together, so let’s make it work.
Polite Answer: I’m sure you’ll manage just fine!
How will I survive as a new mom?
What I’d like to say: Honestly, I have no idea! I’m just going to wing it, and I suggest you do the same.
Polite Answer: If you need tips, I’m happy to share what I’ve learned so far!
Can I call you if I need assistance?
What I’d like to say: I’d prefer if you didn’t. I’ll be busy navigating my new life and won’t be able to answer work calls while juggling diapers and feeding. But if I start going stir-crazy, can I call you?
Polite Answer: If it’s urgent, feel free, but I can’t guarantee I’ll be available.
And then there are the questions that arise once you return to work:
Wow, you look almost back to normal!
What I’d like to say: My body is still adjusting! I’m dealing with nursing and sleep deprivation while trying to look presentable. Yes, I pushed a human out of my body, so give me a break!
Polite Answer: Define “normal”?
How was your break?
What I’d like to say: It was amazing! I traveled the world, learned new languages, and caught up on sleep. Just kidding—my break was a chaotic adventure of sleepless nights and baby care. Can we talk about it after you have your first baby?
Polite Answer: Let’s chat more about it later!
How much time do you need to pump?
What I’d like to say: How long do you need for a bathroom break? It varies, doesn’t it? Just know, timing my pumping doesn’t speed things along.
Polite Answer: Let’s say around an hour, but hopefully less.
Want to catch up on what I missed while I was gone?
What I’d like to say: I’d love to, but I’m still recovering from my “break.” My focus right now is on my baby. I can’t promise I’ll remember everything you say, though!
Polite Answer: Absolutely, I’d love to hear all about it!
Is that breast milk in the fridge?
What I’d like to say: Yes, it is! It’s in a sealed container, but if you have a problem with it, let’s talk about your week-old leftovers too.
Polite Answer: Yep, that’s my baby’s milk!
Can we grab drinks after work to catch up?
What I’d like to say: Are you obsessed with me? I just spent eight hours with you! Right now, my priority is getting home to cuddle my baby.
Polite Answer: I’m quite busy adjusting to this new mom life, but let’s plan for another time!
In summary, while the questions you receive about maternity leave can be tedious, responding with a dash of humor and politeness can help keep the workplace atmosphere light. Remember, it’s all temporary, and you’ll find your groove before you know it. For more tips on pregnancy and home insemination, check out this excellent resource on infertility.