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Wife Discovers Husband’s Tinder Profile and Makes Some Noteworthy Edits
After stumbling upon his Tinder app, one wife’s response to her unfaithful husband was nothing short of creative. If you’re a married man using a dating app, a word of advice: keep your phone close. This lesson hit home for one particularly unfaithful spouse when his wife uncovered his Tinder profile.
Imagine coming across “Jake, 30” on Tinder, only to find a profile that reads like a self-deprecating manifesto. Describing himself as “a total loser who only cares about himself,” you might wonder what kind of person would swipe right on such a grim self-assessment. Spoiler alert: Jake didn’t write it; his wife did!
Yes, you read that right. This guy, who’s married with two kids, decided to explore the dating world online. He’s hardly the only one—stories of married men looking for flings abound—but his profile went viral for all the wrong reasons.
In her savage rework, Jake’s wife laid it out straight: “Hey, my name is Jake. I’m married with two kids. I have a small dick that’s probably STI-infested. My wife found my profile, as you can tell, and I’m unaware that she’s on the phone with one of my side girls right now, planning to leave me. I’m a real piece of work who doesn’t give a damn about anyone but myself. If I can’t remember your name, don’t take it personally—I send the same boring messages to everyone. Feel free to flood my inbox with hate mail.”
Her brutally honest rendition quickly gained traction on Reddit, amassing over 6,660 upvotes, which feels fitting given the mess Jake is in. Not only is he facing an enraged wife and a looming divorce, but he might also have some health issues to contend with, not to mention the judgment of the entire internet.
Reddit users have had a field day critiquing everything from his profile picture (“What’s with the angle?”) to his actual age (“Does he even look 30?”). Most agree he deserves every bit of the backlash from his rightly furious wife. One Redditor, LucySparks, pointed out, “A scorned woman can turn your whole world upside down.” And honestly, we’re all here for this wife’s clever revenge.
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In summary, a wife’s discovery of her husband’s Tinder profile led to a viral moment where she turned the tables on his infidelity with a brutally honest and humorous rewrite. The internet rallied behind her, with many applauding her cleverness in exposing her cheating spouse.