Discovering the Jerboa: Nature’s Most Adorable Blunder

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The jerboa has swiftly become our latest obsession. Sorry, puppies.

Have you ever gazed at an animal and thought, “How on Earth did this happen?” Did a few unlikely creatures come together in a whimsical twist of fate to create this? Those were the thoughts racing through our minds when a video featuring the cutest oddity we’ve ever seen went viral online.

Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the jerboa.

Here’s how we envision its creation went down:

Angel: God, I know you’re busy, but we need one more animal.

God: Seriously? Alright, let’s see what I have left over. I’ve got some rabbit ears, a gerbil, and a shrunken lion tail. Let’s whip this up.

Angel: What about the legs?

God: You’re really pushing me, Angel. Fine, we’ll use two mouse legs in front, and for kicks, let’s slap on some of those tiny hairless ones we were going to toss, but let’s put them on backwards. Oh, and give it fluffy hoof-like feet. Voilà!

Angel: Not exactly a beauty, is it?

God: Just add some big eyes. There you go, magic! God out.

Now that this peculiar creature has bounded into our lives, let’s dive into some fun facts about the jerboa.

What is it?

The jerboa belongs to the dipodidae family, humorously dubbed “jumping rodents.” While “jerboa” is a catchy name, we prefer the Kazakh translation: “noodle hop hop.”

Do they look fast? Are they fast?

They sure do look speedy! Jerboas can hop up to a whopping 16 miles per hour when startled. And with those nervous expressions, it’s safe to say they’re always on the move!

Why can’t I cuddle one for a nap?

Well, they primarily inhabit the deserts of Northern Africa and China. Plus, they’re nocturnal, sporting those big eyes for nighttime adventures while dodging us during the day. These little guys dig four types of burrows: a temporary summer spot (a rental), a nighttime burrow for hunting (that deposit is never coming back), a permanent summer abode (near the kiddos), and a cozy winter den (nothing too fancy).

Do they have friends, and can I join their squad?

Unfortunately, jerboas are solitary creatures. Like Greta Garbo, they want to be alone… they just vant to be alone.

Are there different types of jerboas?

Absolutely! There are around 31 species, including pygmy jerboas (they’re even smaller!), three-toed jerboas (just hide it under your fur, Phillip), and the Iranian vegetarian jerboas (the snobs of the bunch). Some have short ears while others flaunt long ones. Sadly, the long-eared variety is endangered because we can’t have anything nice.

Can I buy a jerboa a drink?

Nope, they’re complete teetotalers! Jerboas get their hydration from the plants and animals they consume, no water necessary.

Can I love one forever?

Sure! You and all the other female jerboas. Though it’s still a bit of a mystery, there’s evidence suggesting they might be polygamous (it’s all in those denim dresses and intense diary entries). They often mate right after waking from winter hibernation, sometimes before even brushing their teeth—yikes!

They sound scary! Were they symbols of warfare?

You bet! During World War II, the British 7th Armored Brigade adopted the name “The Desert Rats,” inspired by the jerboa’s knack for popping up, surveying their environment, and diving back down. This division, which is still active, wore patches featuring jerboas. In fact, a British artist created a half-ton sculpture of a jerboa from scrap armored vehicles used in Afghanistan. Because why not?

But don’t get any ideas about keeping one of these parched, fierce, polygamous loners as a pet—they’ve been banned from entering the U.S. since 2003 due to concerns about monkey pox. For now, we’ll just have to enjoy jerboa videos and dream of the day we can carry one around like a tiny burrito.

If you’re curious about home insemination, check out our other blog posts, like this one on intracervical insemination. And for those looking for expert advice on artificial insemination, Cryobaby’s at-home insemination kit is a great resource. For further information on fertility services, visit Hopkins Medicine’s excellent resource.

In summary, the jerboa is a quirky, solitary creature with a unique charm that has captured hearts everywhere, despite its odd appearance. With its fascinating adaptations for desert life and a surprising history, it’s a reminder of nature’s ability to create the wonderfully peculiar.