6 Guidelines for Parents of Spit-Up Babies

If you’ve ever picked up your little one only to hear the notorious “splat” on the floor, or if you’ve been through more outfit changes in a day than you care to admit, you’re dealing with a spit-up baby. The struggle is real, my friends. As a mom to three adorable spitters, I’ve gathered some hard-earned wisdom to help you survive this messy phase. Here are my top tips:

1. Go for All Things Creamy.

Forget those fashion rules that dictate what colors you should wear based on your skin tone. Your new best friend is cream! Shades like tan, off-white, and beige will be your go-to options. Why? Because they cleverly disguise the milky aftermath your adorable cherub will unleash. Avoid dark colors unless you want to sport visible puke stains. At least you won’t smell like a rotten carton of milk on top of looking like one!

2. Stock Up on Absorbent Burp Cloths.

When your baby’s spit-up resembles a dinner plate-sized puddle, flimsy rags just won’t cut it. Invest in high-quality, thick burp cloths that can handle the job. Cloth diapers are a lifesaver for all kinds of messes, so don’t let their lack of cuteness deter you. Protecting your new (cream-colored) shirt is priority number one.

3. Skip the Fancy Stores.

Resist the urge to buy stylish clothes until your little fountain of liquid joy has mastered the art of not spitting like a scene from The Exorcist. You’ll be changing outfits several times a day, so save your nice clothes for later. This applies to your baby too—after all, who cares if they wear a bib 24/7 or a Christmas onesie in April? Laundry is a never-ending cycle!

4. Invest in Your Favorite Scent.

While you may have figured out how to minimize the sight of spit-up, the smell is another story. Everything—from you and your baby to your furniture—will carry that unmistakable aroma. My advice? Stock up on your favorite candles and burn them constantly. They might help mask the overwhelming scent that has taken over your home.

5. Alert Holders of Caution.

When someone asks to hold your baby, don’t forget to give them a friendly heads-up: “He spits. A lot.” A damp burp cloth tossed over their shoulder is a must, and hope for the best. But if your little one decides to shower them with regurgitated milk, just laugh it off and say, “Well, you were warned!”

6. Keep Your Cool—No Punching Friends!

You’ll likely encounter a friend who complains about her baby’s spit-up, and it may be hard to resist the urge to give her a light-hearted jab. Remember, true spitters are in a league of their own, and only parents of these little fountains understand the struggle of being drenched all day long.

Dealing with spit-up on the daily can be a real challenge—like, really challenging. But as someone once wisely said, “this too shall pass.” Eventually. Until then, embrace the “eau de baby” scent and get cozy with your washing machine.

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Summary:

Surviving life with a spit-up baby requires a mix of practical fashion choices, an abundance of burp cloths, and a sense of humor. Embrace light colors, invest in quality supplies, and remember that this challenging phase is temporary.