Goth Lattes: The Perfect Cure for All That Unicorn Nonsense

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If the sight of pastel-hued lattes topped with sugary foam makes your eye twitch, rejoice! We bring you the ultimate antidote for all that unicorn fluff—introducing the goth latte, a beverage as dark as your soul.

Charcoal lattes are the latest trend, and they’re here to caffeinate your black heart with a twist of humor. The secret? Activated charcoal, which not only lends the drink its inky color but also has some surprising health benefits. I always thought it was just for skincare or that dramatic hospital scene from a childhood special—remember those?

These goth lattes are often tagged with terms like #superfood and #vegan, which might just make them slightly more grating than their unicorn counterparts. Who knew that an edgy drink could also be sugar-free and lactose intolerant friendly? But hey, if you’re rocking black nails while sipping on a black latte, you’re definitely winning at life.

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In summary, goth lattes have stepped in to save the day from the onslaught of pastel drinks, providing a deliciously dark alternative that’s both trendy and a little rebellious.