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Gwyneth’s GOOP Summit: Now You Can Roll Your Eyes In Person
The GOOP Summit is almost here. The world might need to brace itself.
You could attend Gwyneth’s upcoming GOOP summit in Los Angeles this June — or you could just light $1500 on fire. But hey, if you choose the latter, you won’t snag an IV drip or share cocktails with Gwyneth, so…
Yes, folks, mark your calendars for June 10, when “In GOOP Health” takes over. Where else can you spend nine hours hunting for crystals, meditating, and mingling with A-listers like Bella Brooks and Lena Davidson? The answer: nowhere else. It’s a one-of-a-kind experience, so grab your credit card and book your flight!
Gwyneth is set to make her “wellness content come to life.” Expect crystal therapy, aura photography, non-toxic manicures, a “flower remedy” station, a foam rolling session led by a “fascia expert” (of course), a no-sweat mind-body workout experience, a sound bath, and even an IV drip — just in case you arrive at the health summit slightly worse for wear. Gwyneth has got you covered.
With three ticket tiers available, you can choose your level of indulgence. Someone might be losing their job for forgetting to book the vaginal steamer and yoni egg instructor — it’s hard to find good help, right? The tiers are Lapis, Amethyst, and Clear Quartz. The Lapis ticket costs $500 and grants access to all panels and keynotes. The Amethyst ticket, priced at $1000, includes a cocktail with Gwyneth! Plus, you can join her for a special foam roller workout and a mini no-sweat session. Seriously, it’s impressive how Gwyneth mixes wellness with a little booze! The $1500 Clear Quartz ticket gets you lunch and drinks with the queen of GOOP herself.
You know you wouldn’t mind sharing a plate of greens with Gwyneth, admit it.
“Throughout this fun-filled, intensive day, we’ll come together for a series of panels, keynotes, and interactive restorative sessions from the health experts we cherish at GOOP,” the website boasts. This jam-packed day runs from 9 AM to 6 PM, addressing everything from gut health to sexual wellness. Plus, you’ll have exclusive access to a marketplace filled with clean beauty products, fantastic food brands, and wellness treasures.
Nine hours of insights, crystals, aura photography, and Gwyneth. Who wouldn’t want to shell out $1500 for that? The Clear Quartz tier is sold out, as is the Amethyst. But you can still snag the budget-friendly wellness ticket — just $500 will get you through the door. But don’t even think about trying to rub elbows with Gwyneth or sneak into the meditation class. That’s off-limits for you, commoner.
So, what are you waiting for?
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Summary
The upcoming GOOP Summit promises a lavish day filled with wellness activities, celebrity sightings, and plenty of opportunities to indulge in Gwyneth Paltrow’s unique brand of health and beauty. With various ticket tiers, attendees can enjoy everything from crystal therapy to personal interactions with Gwyneth herself. However, with escalating prices and sold-out tiers, it’s a luxury experience that requires some serious cash.