Once upon a time, we discussed Disney Princess-themed bikinis, and while they may not be everyone’s cup of tea, we support those who love them. Now, we have something even more intriguing: Disney Princess-inspired lingerie. Although this collection isn’t officially licensed by Disney, it certainly merits a conversation. Because wow, there’s a lot happening here, and it’s stirring up some mixed feelings.
This lingerie features an array of grocery store props and an abundance of bows—and let’s not forget, an overwhelming number of straps.
Imagine strutting into the bedroom after a long day of parenting, dressed as a sultry Snow White, complete with a seductive apple. Your partner might raise an eyebrow and think, “Honey, are you okay? Do you need to talk?” Sure, they might still be on board, but there would definitely be some concern.
Then there’s the practicality of it all. After spending the day in comfy yoga pants, does any woman really want to wrestle with this complicated get-up? I can assure you that trying to navigate this maze of straps would likely end in frustration, tears, and possibly a visit from emergency services.
That’s a whole lot of straps! Who has time for this? Apparently, actual princesses do.
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The description begins with “Bring out your honey’s inner beast,” but you might need some sharp teeth to escape the confines of this design. Just why is there a corset involved? How does one even go about tying it? So many questions!
You could opt for a more demure “midnight princess” outfit, but the kids in the other room will quickly remind you of reality.
And yet again, we have another ensemble that seems like it might be a permanent fixture, given the sheer number of straps involved.
Don this Arabian nights-inspired outfit that will take forever to put on, and even then, there’s a good chance something might pop out unexpectedly. If it were me, both of mine would probably make a break for it. Chiffon is not exactly known for its ability to contain, well, anything.
Speaking of chiffon, can we talk about the likelihood of it getting stuck in awkward places? Just me?
Putting aside the logistics of squeezing into these pieces, does anyone genuinely want to embrace the essence of teenage Disney characters right before getting intimate? To each their own, but there’s something a little off about transforming beloved childhood characters into adult-themed attire.
If you decide to embrace this whimsical trend, do us a favor and have your partner dress as one of the Seven Dwarfs. It only seems fair!
This piece was originally published on April 6, 2017.
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Summary:
This article discusses the quirky trend of Disney Princess-inspired lingerie, highlighting its impracticality and potential awkwardness. While the concept may seem fun, it raises questions about practicality and appropriateness. Despite the playful nature of the designs, the author suggests a tongue-in-cheek approach to embracing this trend, even recommending that partners dress as characters from the Disney universe.