10 Reasons I Dread Easter Now That I’m a Parent

As the temperature rises and the days stretch longer, I find myself looking forward to spring. The vibrant colors of blooming flowers and the sounds of children playing in the yard fill me with joy. I love the fresh air and the chance to open the windows without worrying about the cold. However, despite my appreciation for the season’s renewal, I have grown to dislike Easter. This isn’t about the religious significance of the day—I genuinely enjoy Easter Mass, which offers a refreshing lift after the dreary winter months.

Rather, it’s the preparations and chaos associated with Easter that I can’t stand, especially as a parent. Last year, I found myself in Walmart the night before Easter, grappling with other frantic moms over half-melted chocolate bunnies and nearly empty shelves of jelly beans and marshmallow chicks. It was then that I realized taking on the role of the Easter Bunny isn’t as delightful as it seems—far from it.

Easter has transformed into the spring equivalent of Christmas, and it’s overwhelming. Why do we seem to be turning every holiday into a mini-Christmas? It’s exhausting!

1. Decorating Easter Eggs is Overrated.

While the thought of dyeing eggs is charming, the reality is a chaotic mess. The vinegar smell is unbearable, boiling dozens of eggs is a chore, and the inevitable spills and stains lead to tears. The end result? A disaster that no one wants to clean up. Thanks a lot, egg dye company!

2. Hardboiled Eggs Are a Waste.

After dyeing what feels like a hundred eggs, we’re left with a surplus that nobody wants to eat. The only solution is egg salad, which quickly becomes unappetizing when it’s made with colorful eggs. Trust me, it’s not as great as it sounds.

3. Easter Basket Grass is a Nightmare.

Who thought plastic grass was a good idea? It’s a nuisance that seems to multiply, showing up in every corner of my house until summer.

4. Easter’s Date is a Confusing Mess.

Trying to remember when Easter falls each year is a struggle. If I can barely keep track of lunch packing for the week, how am I supposed to remember a holiday that hops around on the calendar? Thanks for nothing, Easter Bunny!

5. Kids Get Dirty Too Quickly.

I adore those adorable little Easter outfits, but it’s frustrating to see them covered in dirt just moments after putting them on. I’ve stopped spending money on fancy attire for Easter.

6. Black Jelly Beans Can Stay Away.

Seriously, why do these even exist? Let’s just agree they don’t belong in my Easter basket.

7. The Easter Bunny Myth is Creepy.

As a parent, the idea of a giant bunny sneaking into our home to leave candy feels bizarre. Why are we normalizing this? It’s a bit unsettling if you think about it.

8. Easter Baskets Are Overblown.

When I was a child, Easter baskets were simple. Nowadays, they resemble Christmas mornings with extravagant gifts and elaborate scavenger hunts. The pressure is unreal, and it’s become more about competition than enjoyment.

9. Limited Peanut Butter Eggs are Frustrating.

Reese’s, why do peanut butter eggs only come around for a short time? I need them year-round! The Christmas peanut butter treats just don’t cut it.

10. Too Many Easter Egg Hunts are Draining.

As a child, one egg hunt was enough. Now, it seems like every organization hosts one, and it’s exhausting. We end up trekking through grass repeatedly for plastic eggs filled with subpar candy. It’s all gotten a little ridiculous.

I recognize that my time as the Easter Bunny won’t last forever, and I will miss the excitement my kids feel when they discover their baskets. But for now, I’ll be tucked away, hoarding my precious peanut butter eggs. If you’re interested in more insights, check out this blog post that dives deeper into related topics.

In summary, while Easter is meant to be a joyful celebration, the reality of preparation and expectations can turn it into a stressful ordeal for parents. From dyeing eggs to managing extravagant baskets, the holiday often feels overwhelming and exhausting.