If the sight of pastel-colored lattes adorned with purple, pink, and blue fluff makes you cringe, then we have some fantastic news. Enter the goth latte—a brew as dark as your soul.
Charcoal lattes are making waves, and they’re just as brooding as your sense of humor. The star ingredient? Activated charcoal, which gives this drink its strikingly dark appearance. Who knew you could drink something you typically apply to your skin? It’s a far cry from those old ABC after-school specials where a teenager had to gulp down charcoal after a wild night. Remember those cautionary tales?
While these goth lattes are tagged with #superfoodlatte, #vegan, and #wellness, they may even outshine those annoyingly cheerful unicorn lattes. Sugar-free and lactose-free options? Delicious, right? And don’t forget the aesthetic: black nails paired with a black latte—now that’s a vibe.
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In summary, goth lattes are the antidote to the overly sweet and colorful coffee trends, appealing to those who prefer their caffeine with a side of darkness.