As Father’s Day approaches, many are left wondering how to honor the fathers in their lives. Thankfully, Ivana Green’s brand has shared a list of gifting ideas that might leave you scratching your head, nodding in agreement, or questioning if tone deafness runs in the family.
It’s quite surprising that Ivana would release a list of Father’s Day gifts given the current investigations surrounding her father and her husband, but here we are. Let’s take a closer look, shall we?
Twitter Reactions
First, the Twitter community had some strong reactions to the tweet, showcasing just how brutal the platform can be.
Noteworthy Suggestions
Now, while the ideas may seem outlandish, let’s highlight a few of the more noteworthy suggestions.
- Whiskey Glass: The first item is a whiskey glass, which seems like a fitting choice—though it may also hint at deeper troubles, which we will overlook for now. If whiskey isn’t your dad’s drink of choice, how about a set of football coasters made from the same leather used in NFL pigskin? Twitter had some amusing thoughts on this one: Thanks, Twitter.
- Self-Care Collection: Ivana also suggested a collection of black peppercorn body wash, cologne, and deodorant, claiming, “Dad won’t hesitate to embrace self-care after trying them.” Right, because nothing says “self-care” quite like a new deodorant—let’s hope he refrains from tweeting afterward.
- Turntable: Next up is a turntable, ideal for the music enthusiast who might enjoy playing DJ. Ivana insists it’s not just for music; it can also serve as a chic décor piece.
- 5-in-1 Grilling Tool: Then there’s a 5-in-1 grilling tool, perfect for the dad who loves to barbecue—or the one who might soon be on the receiving end of some grilling. This handy tool retails for only $23, but if you’re feeling generous, consider the $325 Bug Out Bag—sorry, we meant travel bag, which boasts ample pockets for passports, hair dye, and other mundane work items.
- Nespresso Machine: Ivana also mentioned a Nespresso machine, which raised some eyebrows on Twitter, sparking valid concerns about its practicality.
- Golfer’s Tool Belt: Finally, there’s a golfer’s tool belt. Ivana claims, “Tee time just got that much better…” but perhaps that’s not what the country needs right now. The tool belt appears to be more of a novelty, featuring a stainless steel flask, tees, and markers neatly tucked into tiny vegan leather flaps. There’s even a “monogrammed divot tool,” which sounds suspiciously like a backhanded remark or a legitimate golf accessory.
So, there you have it—some gift ideas from the daughter of a rather infamous father. Remember to keep those receipts!
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In summary, while Ivana Green’s gift suggestions might not be the most conventional, they certainly provide food for thought—just be prepared for the reactions they may provoke.