In a world where men can wear lace shorts and jeans sport plastic knees, it’s not surprising that professional cuddling has entered the scene. This trend, though, raises a lot of eyebrows and even more questions. How does it even work? Is there a training course for becoming a professional cuddler? Can someone really earn a certification in hand-holding or in crafting the perfect gentle stroke?
According to reports from various sources, professional cuddling is akin to an enhanced version of the “free hugs” seen in viral videos—though it’s a far cry from any hug we’ve experienced. Cuddlists, as they’re called, earn an hourly wage for providing touch in a range of PG-appropriate ways, from hand-holding to spooning. One cuddlist interviewed described the interaction as a blend of client and friend, which is an intriguing notion.
But the burning question remains: why? For many parents, particularly those who feel constantly touched out, the idea of additional physical contact sounds overwhelming. With a baby nursing, a toddler clinging to a leg, and a preschooler making jokes, parents often find themselves craving personal space. By the end of a hectic day, the thought of more touching—especially from a stranger—can feel like a nightmare.
While we acknowledge the benefits of professional cuddling for those dealing with loneliness or needing a dose of physical affection, parents often prefer different forms of relaxation. A soothing massage or cozying up with a partner sounds far more appealing. The price tag for a cuddling session can reach around $100, a steep cost when you could indulge in a luxurious hot stone massage instead.
We’re not against positive, consensual touch, but there’s a limit to how much anyone can handle. For parents overwhelmed by daily demands, more cuddling from a stranger isn’t the answer. Instead, a quiet room with a sign reading “leave me alone” might be more what they need.
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In summary, professional cuddling is a curious trend that raises more questions than it answers, especially for parents who are already overwhelmed with daily physical contact. The idea might appeal to some, but for many, the thought of being touched more—especially by a stranger—can feel like too much.