As a proud product of the ’80s, my aspirations were heavily influenced by the colorful and often outrageous television shows of that era. I envisioned myself cruising on the Love Boat, making stops at Fantasy Island, or living luxuriously in a New York City penthouse alongside my favorite characters. I longed to combine the charm of Julia Sugarbaker and the wit of Murphy Brown, complete with Southern accents and oversized shoulder pads.
The ’80s brought us some truly entertaining television—albeit in a wonderfully cheesy way. The fashion, the outrageous plots, and the over-the-top acting created a nostalgic tapestry of entertainment. From catfights to wild car chases, the shows of my childhood were a riot, and they certainly set the bar high for what I thought careers could be. Unfortunately, many of the jobs I dreamed about just don’t exist in real life. What a letdown! Here are some of the most memorable roles I wished I could claim:
- Driver of a Talking Car
Michael Knight, the hero of “Knight Rider,” spent his days racing around in a sleek car that could talk back. Solving crimes while turbo-boosting and blowing things up? Sign me up! I mean, who wouldn’t want a mobile office in an 18-wheeler? - Cocktail-Drinking Socialite
Alexis Carrington was the epitome of glamour on “Dynasty.” With her beaded gowns and morning champagne, she was a force to be reckoned with. Who wouldn’t want to live that life, especially after the last PTA meeting I attended? - Housewife Turned CIA Operative
In “Scarecrow and Mrs. King,” Amanda King, played by a fabulous actress, found herself tangled up in a CIA adventure. If locating lost socks qualifies me for espionage, I’d say I’m ready for a career change! - Daisy Duke, But With a Twist
Daisy Duke from “The Dukes of Hazzard” was the ultimate badass in shorts and heels. She outsmarted the law while maintaining a perfect hairdo. If this lifestyle appeals to you, check out Hooters—they’ve got a similar vibe going on. - Privileged Child Living Off Parental Wealth
Ricky Schroder’s character in “Silver Spoons” enjoyed an extravagant lifestyle, filled with fancy toys and lavish parties. While I may not have the same connections as the Hilton sisters or Kardashians, I’m still hoping for a management role in that world someday. - Murder Mystery Novelist
Jessica Fletcher from “Murder, She Wrote” inspired my writing dreams. With her typewriter and knack for solving mysteries, I was captivated. But let’s be honest—having dinner parties would get a little awkward if people started disappearing. - Sassy Cop with Perfect Hair
Shows like “T.J. Hooker” and “Cagney & Lacey” made police work look glamorous and achievable. The tough female leads juggled high-stakes investigations while looking fabulous. I could definitely channel my inner cop while sipping Scotch!
The possibilities presented in ’80s television were endless. Whether it was being a cruise director or a charming bar owner, those shows fueled our childhood dreams and challenged us to aim for the stars. Now, as a mom, I like to think I’m giving other iconic characters a run for their money in the home department.
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In conclusion, the creative careers I fantasized about while watching ’80s TV are a testament to the vibrant imagination of a child. Those shows not only entertained but also inspired dreams that seemed entirely plausible back then.