16 Signs Fashion Is Channeling the ’80s

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As I watch my almost-10-year-old daughter wander through her favorite shop, Sparkle & Shine, she moves with an air of enchantment. This small and crowded store has a grip on the kids under 12 that rivals the hold The Limited and Gap had on me at her age. I can’t help but suspect that there’s some sort of tween magic woven into the sparkly and loud clothing just waiting to be discovered.

She searches for the perfect outfit, her excitement bubbling as if she’s on the hunt for a prom dress. It’s a sobering reminder of the challenges ahead when that moment finally comes. As she reaches for a vibrant T-shirt, I stand back, trying to maintain my composure. Our shopping rule is simple: I have the final say, and I tend to use it often. While I pray this shopping trip wraps up without me losing my sanity, I can’t help but notice how many remnants of the ’80s are making a comeback.

  1. Macramé has made an unfortunate return, ensuring yet another generation will get snagged on door handles.
  2. Neon colors are alive and well, making it impossible to forget the influence of Wham! I mean, hello, George Michael!
  3. Nail polish shades have gone bold and bright—perfect for making a statement.
  4. Tapered pants are back in style, but luckily, only kids can pull them off without hips.
  5. Floral prints remain just as garish as they were when Kelly Kapowski donned them on Saved by the Bell.
  6. Smiley faces and peace symbols are always a trendy choice, a nod to carefree vibes.
  7. Jean jackets are still the top choice for layering—Molly Ringwald would be thrilled!
  8. Capezios have morphed into a similar style featuring rounded toes and flat bottoms, complete with a slight heel.
  9. Off-the-shoulder sweatshirts continue to reign, proving that Flashdance was way ahead of its time. All we need is “What a Feeling” playing in the background!
  10. Stuffed animals and journals still tug at the hearts of tweens everywhere.
  11. Gum tape remains a staple, reminding me of all those sticky moments I had trying to avoid a palate stretcher.
  12. Initials are everywhere. Seeing them makes my daughter’s heart race and my wallet open wide.
  13. Cuffed jeans are still a thing—unfortunately. They really should have stayed in the past.
  14. Jean shorts are still way too short from a mom’s perspective but are deemed perfect by my daughter.
  15. Ripped jeans are all the rage, leading me to ponder why I’m paying more for something that’s less intact.
  16. Fringe is back with a vengeance! The only thing that could make this worse is if mullets made their way back too.

Just like when I went shopping with my mom, I brace myself for the inevitable sighs and negotiations. Little does my 9-going-on-19 daughter realize she’s inherited my ’80s spirit. Let’s hope shoulder pads remain a relic of yesteryear!

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In summary, the fashion trends of the ’80s continue to resurface, much to the delight of today’s tweens. From macramé to neon colors and ripped jeans, it’s a nostalgic throwback that brings both joy and confusion to parents navigating the current styles.