The uproar surrounding the recent introduction of “thin” Oreos was immediate and intense. An Oreo aimed at adults seeking a “refined cookie”? Seriously? Oreos are not meant for adults; they are not gourmet nor diet-friendly. Yet, as unsettling as Thin Oreos may be, they’re far from the most outrageous options available among the vast array of Oreo flavors that cookie lovers can find worldwide. So, take a deep breath, traditionalists. Here are 21 other Oreo varieties that might just make you lose your cool.
- Banana Split Oreo
This cookie is a chaotic mix of flavors. Let’s be real—bananas have no place in an Oreo. It’s a chocolate cookie, plain and simple. Even the vanilla versions feel like a betrayal to cookie lovers everywhere. - Caramel Apple Oreo
Who actually enjoys a true caramel apple? It’s a sticky, tooth-threatening disaster. Now, imagine that flavor awkwardly crammed into an Oreo. No thanks. - Cookie Dough Oreo
Why is cookie dough suddenly being added to everything? I spotted a cup of cookie dough in the yogurt section the other day! Oreos are cookies already—let’s keep the cookie dough out of it. - Cotton Candy Oreo
This is yet another sugary concoction that nobody really craves. Cotton candy is simply sugar and air, devoid of flavor! And let’s not even start on that half-blue filling—who gets the blue kind anyway? - Mango Oreo
This looks less like a cookie and more like a bizarre yule log. With chocolate chips and mango? It feels more like a circus treat than an Oreo. - Oreo Wafer Rolls
Is it even possible for an Oreo wafer to be stretched and rolled into this shape? A chocolate cream-flavored roll that lacks actual cream? Who approved this? - Crème Brûlée Oreo
At first, this sounded enticing, but then I realized it resembles a Weetabix log served with custard. Not even close to an Oreo. - Root Beer Float Oreo
The only acceptable root beer-flavored item is the classic barrel candy, nothing else. - Cadbury Dairy Milk With Oreo
This strange combination boggles my mind. Brits love to mix anything with Cadbury, including fruit. But even if it tastes fine, the cream-to-cookie ratio in the Dairy Milk bar is completely off. Can you believe I just said that? - Limeade Oreo
Honestly, I’m at a loss for words. - Green Tea Oreo
It’s only a matter of time before we see these on our shelves, followed by Açai Berry Oreo, Juice Cleanse Oreo, and SoulCycle Oreo. - Pumpkin Spice Oreo
We already have that flavor in our coffee, people. Do we really need it in our cookies? - Spring Oreo
Spring is not a flavor! The cookie isn’t even shaped like a butterfly, which might be cute for a toddler’s birthday party. Instead, it just has “Happy Spring” embossed on it like a commemorative coin. - S’mores Oreo
While s’mores can be a fun campfire treat, the actual eating part is overly sweet and messy. However, a graham cracker wafer could be a good idea. - Creme Betweens
Nice try, but we see through your disguise. - Strawberry Milkshake Creme Oreo
I secretly want to try these because I have a soft spot for Strawberry Quik. Shhh. - Watermelon Oreo
Remember Watermelon Bubble Yum? It was delightful. A watermelon Oreo could potentially be great, but I doubt it. Here we have summer’s iconic fruit squished into a dry cookie with green cream—why? - White Fudge Covered Oreo
I’ve tasted these, and honestly, wrapping an Oreo in anything feels unnecessary. Why tamper with perfection? And white fudge? That doesn’t even exist! - Chewy Chips Ahoy! Oreo Crème Filled
Just looking at the name gives me anxiety. Please pass the Thin Oreos. I’m ready to surrender.
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In summary, while Thin Oreos might have stirred some discontent, they pale in comparison to these other bizarre varieties. Whether it’s the confusion of flavors or the peculiar combinations, these 21 Oreo varieties are sure to leave you scratching your head!