When I embark on the journey of teaching my daughters about relationships and intimacy, I want to go far beyond the traditional “birds and the bees” talk. My goal is to instill in them a sense of confidence, the importance of listening to their instincts, and the value of being true to themselves. I’d love to shield them from learning everything through tough experiences, even if that seems like a tall order.
Looking back on my own awkward romantic history, I’m not so much embarrassed as I am driven to give my younger self a stern talking-to.
After college, dating was surprisingly easy. The world felt young and full of possibilities, with people eager to connect—far removed from the mind-numbing swiping on dating apps today. I often found myself meeting new guys, whether it was a charming bartender or a Wall Street professional. For this tale, let’s focus on the latter.
One night, I spotted a guy named Jake at a local bar. He had just removed his jacket and loosened his tie, giving off an effortlessly cool vibe. I was intrigued by his tousled hair and the flush on his cheeks from a few drinks. By 11 a.m. the next day, he had already texted me to set up a dinner date.
I donned what I thought was the perfect first date outfit: a long-sleeved top paired with a flouncy black mini skirt and towering heels. At barely 5 feet 2 inches, I often compensated for my height with sky-high platforms, which, let’s be honest, made me look like a preppy dancer.
Jake chose a cozy Italian spot in the East Village for our meal. We didn’t know each other well, and conversation was a bit stilted, but I still found him attractive. After a few glasses of wine, I excused myself to use the restroom, which was located down a steep, narrow staircase that seemed designed for disaster.
In my tipsy state and while balancing my clutch, I failed to grab the railing for support. One heel slipped, my skirt flew up, and I tumbled down the stairs, landing hard on my backside. The pain was sharp and immediate, leaving me momentarily stunned. When I made it back to the table, I was limping but said nothing about my fall—keeping up the façade of a cool girl who never falters.
Despite hardly knowing each other, the next logical step for me was to head to Jake’s apartment for some intimate moments. The experience was mediocre, but things took a turn when he decided to spank me—right on the sore spot from my earlier tumble. It’s astonishing I didn’t stop him. I allowed someone I barely knew to cross a boundary, all because I didn’t know how to advocate for myself.
Eventually, I managed to shift positions, escaping further discomfort. The bruise faded before our next outing. Our relationship lasted a staggering three months, during which I never truly revealed my authentic self. Ironically, one of the moments that drew me to Jake was when he attempted to cook for me, only to ruin dinner with an accidental overdose of salt. I accepted his flaws while concealing my own.
Now, as a mother in my 40s, I feel a mix of protectiveness and sympathy for that insecure 24-year-old who struggled to assert herself, particularly in vulnerable moments. While I understand my daughters will need to learn from their own experiences, I hope to spare them from repeating my mistakes. If only I could share this story without the more embarrassing elements!
Oh, wait—by sharing this online, I’ve essentially broadcasted it to them! But the internet is vast; they might need to search for my name plus “awkward” and “love” to find it.
So, future daughters, remember: I was young once too, and here’s what I wish I had known: Your well-being matters far more than your image. Be confident, listen to your instincts, stay authentic, and for goodness’ sake, hold onto that railing!
Conclusion
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