- You call your insurance provider to handle a payment for your partner’s vehicle insurance, and without missing a beat, you say, “I’d like to place an order for takeout.”
- On an icy morning, as you reverse out of the garage, you feel a bizarre chill from the metal accelerator against your toes. A glance down reveals that you’re still in flip-flops.
- In a frantic search for your favorite yoga pants, you eventually find them—soaking in the washer. They’ve been there for days because you completely forgot to transfer them to the dryer.
- You’re rummaging through the kitchen to find your saltine crackers, only to discover you stashed them in the refrigerator instead of their usual spot in the pantry.
- While rinsing dishes at the sink, you’re simultaneously rocking your baby’s cradle with your foot. When your toddler hands you an orange to peel, you turn off the water, peel the fruit, and continue rinsing with one hand, only to realize you’re offering the orange to the baby instead of your toddler.
- Your feet resemble something out of a fairy tale, but when faced with the choice of a pedicure or a much-needed nap, there’s no doubt which one wins.
- You find yourself dozing off in the most unexpected places. Even the automated voice from the self-checkout sounds like a soothing lullaby.
- Your body has started interpreting even the most caffeinated beverages as a means for relaxation.
- If it weren’t for the calendar on your phone, you might genuinely forget what day it is.
- You ponder whether you have the energy to take a shower (and the answer is usually no).
I can relate to all of these in just the past few days! Here’s hoping my next blunder isn’t using toothpaste as face cream. Please tell me I’m not alone in this!
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In summary, being a sleep-deprived mom can lead to some humorous and bewildering moments. From misplacing items to confusing daily tasks, the struggle is all too real. But remember, you’re not alone in this parenting journey!