Isn’t it fascinating how our two biggest time consumers, kids and social media, share so many similarities? It’s true! Both require creativity and teamwork to nurture, and we often feel like we can’t live without either. Here’s a lighthearted look at 17 ways children resemble Facebook:
- They hop from one subject to another without warning.
- You find yourself checking in on them incessantly. Seriously, it’s non-stop!
- They’re perpetually covered in messes that spread like a virus.
- They constantly want you to join their latest game obsession.
- They often ask if you “like” things while you’re distracted.
- Privacy? Forget about it!
- Leaving home without them is nearly impossible.
- Important messages are buried beneath an avalanche of their artwork and irrelevant stories.
- Their love for adorable baby animal videos knows no bounds.
- Vague statements are their specialty.
- They expect you to attend every gathering, always!
- They have a relentless curiosity about your whereabouts.
- They still haven’t figured out when to use all caps appropriately.
- They’re masters at persuading you to buy things. (Hey, your friends will like it!)
- They crave your undivided attention—like, for 24 hours straight!
- Selfies? They’re all about them!
- Their rules seem to change on a whim without any prior notice.
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In summary, kids and Facebook may seem worlds apart, but their quirks and demands create a surprising resemblance that many parents will recognize!
