I totally get that email is meant to be a convenient way to communicate, especially when life gets busy. But with two little ones running around, I can assure you that convenience is a rare luxury. Believe me, I’ve attempted to respond to your email more times than I can count, but then chaos ensues…
- The moment I glance at my laptop, my kids transform into mini assistants—except they aren’t actually assisting. They’ve never composed an email, but they’re convinced they can help. Thanks, cartoons, for that unrealistic expectation!
- My keyboard? Oh, it’s not malfunctioning; it’s just covered in a layer of what I hope is peanut butter. I mean, it could be something else entirely. Who knows what mysterious substances have made it onto my workspace?
- The screen? It’s been “decorated” by my daughter, who thinks nose treasures are perfect for art. On the upside, if they’re on the laptop, at least she’s not munching on them!
- I dread opening my inbox because I’m pretty sure I sent something to my boss in a moment of questionable judgment after a glass or two of wine. Better to stay blissfully unaware, right?
- Somehow, my kids managed to turn my entire computer interface into German. I’m still trying to figure out how they accomplished that in less than a minute!
- My laptop is currently a hiding spot beneath an avalanche of laundry, junk mail, scattered toys, and various baby items that I thought I’d gotten rid of ages ago.
- I’d love to respond from my phone, but the last time it was in my possession, my daughter was busy capturing artistic shots of her feet and random objects.
- Each time I sit down to write back, I find myself staring blankly at the screen, fueled by the fact that I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since before the last presidential election.
- Any spare moments I do find are dedicated to “me time,” which looks like a quick grooming session and scavenging for leftover chicken nuggets that my kids have abandoned. Nothing like a snack to check “eat dinner” off my list!
- I even attempted to use voice-to-text, but my computer insists on substituting “duck” for every other word. One day, I hope technology will advance to the point of telepathy, and then I promise I’ll be much better at keeping in touch. Until then, how about we plan to catch up in a decade?
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Summary
Life with toddlers is a whirlwind, making it nearly impossible to keep up with emails. From unexpected keyboard messes to chaotic distractions, my best intentions often go awry. While I’m trying to find moments for myself, I appreciate your understanding and patience.