25 Things I Want to Share with My Best Friend

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Although we may not chat every single day, you’re always on my mind. Whether it’s a cherished memory or a shared experience, I want to make sure you know how much you mean to me.

  1. The moment we met marked a turning point in my life for the better. You’re stuck with me, and I am eternally thankful for your friendship.
  2. When I’m tipsy and express my love for you, it’s no joke—I genuinely adore you.
  3. I promise to always let you know if there’s something stuck in your teeth or if you’re walking around with toilet paper on your shoe. I might snap a pic first, but I’ll definitely give you a heads-up!
  4. Your secrets are safe with me—not just because you hold some dirt on me!
  5. Feel free to use my bathroom anytime. Seriously.
  6. When my kids are in a bind, I know they’ll reach out to you because you’ll always be there to help, love them unconditionally, and keep me calm.
  7. Even though my partner’s snoring drives me crazy, I’d jump out of bed in a heartbeat to reply to your texts.
  8. Our “No Judgment” policy is something I treasure—except when it comes to trying on jeans; we need to look good!
  9. You make me laugh harder than anyone else. You’re the best reason I’ve ever had to laugh so hard it hurts.
  10. I will always offer you the last French fry, no questions asked.
  11. I love you more than coffee and wine combined, but let’s hope I never have to prove it!
  12. I’ve always got your back, including emergency supplies like tampons, mints, lip gloss, and an escape plan.
  13. I’d choose to go on vacation with you over my family any day.
  14. Life has thrown us some challenges, and I’m grateful we have each other to navigate those tough times.
  15. Thank you for talking me out of that regrettable tattoo!
  16. Your struggles are my struggles, your foes are my foes, and your causes are my causes—just please don’t boycott bacon!
  17. If you ever need to, you can tell your partner those Amazon deliveries are mine.
  18. My home is always open for you to vent, day or night. I have a comfy couch and a bottle of wine—or vodka, if you prefer.
  19. You’re so much like family that I don’t feel the need to tidy up when you visit. Sometimes, I don’t even tidy myself!
  20. I’ve lost track of whose turn it is to treat for lunch, and honestly, I don’t mind.
  21. Just give me “The Signal,” and I’ll come to your rescue if you need to escape a conversation with “That Person” at the gathering.
  22. No one gets my unique brand of quirks quite like you do. You even wave your own freak flag proudly alongside mine.
  23. You know things about me that even my partner doesn’t, like my secret dreams, my phone passcode, and yes, my actual weight.
  24. I’m excited to see what kind of trouble we’ll stir up when we end up in the same retirement home!
  25. Our friendship is built on love, laughter, and respect, and I trust you to delete my browser history when I’m gone.

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In summary, these are just a few things I want to share with my best friend. Our bond is unique, filled with love, laughter, and plenty of inside jokes, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.