Updated: Aug. 21, 2015
Originally Published: Sep. 26, 2012
As we navigate the wild journey of parenthood, have you ever wondered, “What wisdom would Confucius share?” While it’s not a common thought, it’s certainly amusing to consider. If the great philosopher were here today, he might dispense some priceless advice. Here are 15 insights that could very well be his:
- A parent who shares their babysitter’s number is surely a fool.
- You may choose your friends and even your nose, but telling your child to stop picking theirs is a losing battle.
- To check if clothes are clean, do not smell them; you will regret it.
- Locating a matching pair of shoes when you’re in a hurry is as rare as spotting a unicorn ready to give you a ride.
- Don’t rush your child out of diapers; the next phase isn’t all sunshine and rainbows.
- Those who dare to discard their children’s artwork should prepare for sleepless nights.
- Sitting on the toilet without looking can lead to unfortunate outcomes.
- Waking a sleeping toddler is far more perilous than poking a bear. Always know your exits first.
- He who laughs last may have the upper hand—unless there’s a 4-year-old in the room, who will undoubtedly out-laugh everyone with a joke about farts.
- You can lead a child to water, but they will incessantly ask you for it.
- A bird in the hand might be worth two in the bush, but an empty nest is truly invaluable.
- A husband who refers to his parenting duties as “babysitting” is unlikely to enjoy romance anytime soon.
- Children are our future, which also means our future is filled with sleepless nights.
- Beware of singing along to your favorite tunes in the car; the backseat may not appreciate it.
- Behind every thriving child is a mother who’s tirelessly doing her homework.
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In summary, parenting is a unique adventure filled with challenges and humor. Whether it’s managing diaper transitions or navigating the whims of toddlers, there’s plenty to learn from the wise words that might echo from ancient philosophers.