I never envisioned myself as the mother I’ve become.
This realization hit me yesterday morning while my little one was sprawled on the bathroom floor, wailing because I wouldn’t let him dip his fingers in the toilet (again). Tears streamed down his cheeks as my refusal clearly felt like a deep betrayal.
And there I was, sitting cross-legged on the closed toilet lid, stifling laughter. Because honestly, in that moment, it was just too funny. What does a mom do at 5:30 am, pre-coffee, when confronted with a meltdown over toilet water?
As my child’s cries echoed into the universe, I stood up to grab a towel and clean his hands. That’s when a curious reflection in the mirror caught my attention.
Who…is….that?
I caught a glimpse of her—The Mother I Thought I Would Be. She looked perfect, with her sleek braid draped casually over one shoulder, a hint of blush on her cheeks, perfectly arched brows, and a pristine shirt that flowed effortlessly over her slender figure.
As she raised a finger to scold me, a chill ran down my spine. Oh no! It’s her!
I’d seen her before, most recently at the drive-thru of a fast-food joint. I was ordering fries to entertain my little one during a long car ride. As I glanced in the rearview mirror, there she was again, staring back with a judgmental purse of her lips.
“You should have ordered the apple slices,” she admonished.
I froze, unable to respond, blinking in disbelief. “Ma’am… your fries,” said the cheerful cashier, concern etched on her face as she handed me the bag. I drove a few feet before tossing it into the trash like a lunatic.
Because, honestly, I feel haunted.
Haunted by the specter of mommy insecurity.
I can’t place the blame on Pinterest-perfect parents, my own wonderfully supportive mom, or even the impeccably groomed moms at the gym (who wears full makeup to a workout, anyway?). No, my angst stems from the nagging fear that I’m not living up to the ideal mom I wanted to be—that my little one is missing out on something special, that I should be doing so much better.
The Mother I Thought I Would Be wouldn’t be seen cackling like a lunatic on the bathroom floor. She would have redirected the toilet water game into a fun sink activity, splashing and creating bubbles, turning it into an educational moment about water displacement. She’d clean up the mess with a light-hearted chuckle and move on to the next enriching activity.
I aspire to be her, but keeping up feels impossible. She’s busy with yoga, crafts, family photos, and holiday cards. She embodies everything I wish to be, yet, if I’m honest, I can’t stand her.
We wouldn’t be friends—I can’t deal with her condescending lectures or her strict schedule. And let’s be real, her meals lack flavor. I don’t even know where my iron is! I toss my partner’s dress shirts in the dryer (shh! Don’t tell!).
The Mother I Thought I Would Be? She’s flawless. And I feel like I could never step into her polished shoes.
But as I watch my toddler rolling on the bathroom tiles, expressing his feelings with dramatic flair, I realize he isn’t the child I expected either.
So, I scoop him off the floor, wipe his hands clean, and look into those beautiful green eyes. And we giggle together.
Yep, we both might have our rough edges, but somehow, we fit together just right.
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In the end, I’m learning to embrace the unexpected journey of motherhood—messy, imperfect, and beautifully ours.
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