Ah, the sweet memories of trying to get your little one to nap, only to have an unexpected doorbell chime shatter your peace. It’s enough to make you want to scream at the universe—or at least at that well-meaning neighbor. I vividly remember those moments when all my efforts were undone in an instant, leaving me with a fussy baby and a newfound frustration towards doorbells in general.
Sure, there are adorable signs on Etsy asking visitors to refrain from ringing the bell. They’re charming and polite, but when you’ve just spent an eternity rocking a newborn to sleep, “charming” doesn’t quite cut it. Back then, I would’ve preferred a sign that boldly declared my feelings.
Fast forward to today, and my battles have shifted. Instead of dealing with the fragility of a sleeping baby, I now face an even more pressing issue: my personal snacks and belongings mysteriously disappearing. Just the other day, I treated myself to a pint of emergency coffee chip ice cream—only to discover that someone had picked out all the chocolate chunks and left it looking suspiciously refrozen. Talk about a betrayal!
And don’t get me started on the deep conditioner that my daughter, Emma, insists on using despite my warnings about its cost. My bathroom now sports a label that unmistakably states, “Hands Off!”
Want to keep those unsolicited cookie-selling neighbor kids at bay or mark your territory on your favorite treats? Now you can! I’ve teamed up with Kidecals to create a line of personalized stickers and decals that scream, “This is mine!” Prices start at just five bucks, with free shipping on all orders. Isn’t it time we reclaimed our spaces and belongings? Yes, it absolutely is!
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In summary, whether it’s reclaiming your personal items or navigating the journey to parenthood, it’s all about taking charge and asserting your needs.