I breastfeed my children, and I truly love it. But let’s be real—while I often highlight the heartfelt and health-driven reasons that we all hear from pediatricians and fellow moms, there are also some decidedly self-serving motivations that keep me committed to nursing. These reasons help me power through the toughest days of breastfeeding, and even if they’re a bit superficial, they certainly make the journey worthwhile. If you’re looking for a little inspiration to breastfeed, here are my top ten reasons:
- Milk-filled Boobs Are Amazing. Have you noticed how fabulous they look? Those new-mommy, my-milk-just-came-in boobs are something to behold. They’re like a natural enhancement—so stunning that even die-hard feminists might think twice about their anti-augmentation stance. After my first child, they were a delightful surprise, and after my second, they were an eagerly awaited bonus (for both my husband and me!).
- No Need to Hit the Gym. Breastfeeding burns a staggering 500-800 calories a day. Seriously, my most intense workouts in my twenties never equaled that calorie burn. Why would I give up this effortless way to shed baby weight while lounging with my little one?
- Guilt-Free Indulgences. I need to replace the calories that nursing burns, so I can enjoy my favorite treats without a second thought. Hello, pizza and a salted caramel shake! All in the name of milk production, right?
- I Can’t Forget My Boobs When I Leave Home. I’ve forgotten diapers, clothes, and even the baby in my rushed exits, but I’ve never forgotten my milk supply. If you’re a parent, you know how crucial it is to have one less thing to remember while juggling a family.
- Scheduled Breaks at Social Gatherings. It’s perfectly acceptable to excuse yourself from a gathering to nurse your baby. I often use this as a chance to skip awkward conversations with distant relatives, sneaking in some “me-time” to check my phone or play a quick game.
- Menstrual Cycle on Hold. Thanks to breastfeeding, I enjoyed a glorious 50-week break from Aunt Flo after my daughter was born. My son just turned one, and I’m still enjoying her absence. That’s almost two years of freedom from the monthly nuisance—I don’t miss her one bit!
- Instant Baby Calmer. When my baby starts crying, I sometimes don’t have the energy to troubleshoot the cause. A quick nursing session usually calms him down without any fuss. This trick even works on his dad!
- Unprotected Fun for Six Months. When done properly, breastfeeding can serve as a temporary birth control method for up to six months. Just remember, though—if you don’t do it right, you might end up with a baby sibling for your little one sooner than expected.
- Breast Milk Diapers Smell Better. I’ve changed my fair share of diapers, and let’s be honest—breast milk poop is far more pleasant than formula poop. I learned this the hard way when changing a friend’s formula-fed baby; let’s just say it was a memorable experience.
- Future Parenting Cred. When my kids have kids of their own, I can proudly remind them of my dedication to breastfeeding. The effort I put in will lend me some serious parenting credibility when they seek my advice.
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In summary, breastfeeding offers a plethora of benefits that go beyond the well-known health advantages. From physical perks like calorie burning and reduced menstrual cycles to emotional bonuses like bonding and social breaks, these reasons may be a bit lighthearted but they sure keep me motivated.