Kids really do have a knack for pushing boundaries. Here are 29 things my little one does that, if an adult tried, they’d probably find themselves in serious trouble!
- Stripping down at the playground.
- Whacking the baby on the head with a toy hammer.
- Using the dog as a makeshift steed.
- Aiming his privates at people and making laser sounds.
- Purposefully soaking his friends.
- Tugging on people’s hair.
- Yanking a woman’s shirt down while shouting, “I WANT BOOB!”
- Dropping a deuce in the backyard.
- Repeatedly vandalizing property (sorry, garden gnome).
- Swinging sticks at random kids.
- Threatening friends and family with phrases like “I’ll get you!”
- Whacking the dog with a light saber.
- Leaving a puddle on the Target floor.
- Devouring an entire box of cookies while meandering through Publix.
- Going pants-less in Target.
- Stripping at school.
- Disrobing in church.
- Just taking off his pants, because why not?
- Ignoring all “do not enter” signs at museums.
- Touching the art pieces (sorry, Picasso).
- Trying to relieve himself on the art at museums.
- sneaking under ropes at airport security.
- Going pants-less at TSA checkpoints.
- Swinging sticks and metal objects at his brother.
- Tossing rocks at other kids.
- Stripping at a state park.
- Completely disregarding social norms and spraying fully clothed bystanders with hoses.
- Trying to climb on fire trucks like it’s his personal playground.
- Flashing small children while announcing, “I HAVE PENIS!”
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In summary, toddlers have an uncanny ability to behave in ways that would land adults in jail, but that’s just part of their charm and the wild adventure of parenting.