I’m no expert in household management. I didn’t take any homemaking classes, and my coffee-making skills are practically nonexistent. Ironing? Forget about it. My approach to avoiding wrinkles involves a mix of strategic dryer tactics and a little shower steam magic. Vacuuming? Let’s just say I’m barely passable at it, and mopping? I rely on improvisation.
With four kids—three of whom are boys—plus a dog and a cat, managing my home can feel like an uphill battle. While I do have some standards, they’ve certainly slipped over the past decade. My husband helps out, but after ten hours at work, he seems to have selective vision when it comes to the messes left by our little tornadoes. Instead of turning to a drink after a long day, I often find solace in a jar of Nutella and a spoon. Here are six items in my house that push me closer to the edge:
- Toothpaste: We have the kids brush their teeth in our bathroom to keep an eye on them, but no matter the toothpaste or delivery method, they somehow manage to cover the sink in a sticky, minty mess. I’ve resorted to keeping Clorox wipes handy, as I can’t stand the feeling of toothpaste goo on my clothes.
- Juice Box Straw Wrappers: I believe the path to chaos is paved with these pesky little wrappers. They cling to every surface—floors, furniture, even my socks—yet somehow never make it to the trash can. I’ve started hiding juice boxes for school lunches just to avoid the mess at home.
- Band-Aid Wrappers: Kids love the ritual of getting Band-Aids for any scrape, real or imagined. Sadly, I’m the only one tossing out the wrappers, and they seem to multiply in my bathroom cabinet, where they stick to my hands and countertops.
- Dirty White Socks: With three school-age boys and a husband, dirty white athletic socks seem to sprout in every corner of the house. They often get picked up by the dog and scattered all over. I have dreams of a sock mountain, with none ever matching.
- Shoelaces: My older boys have decided that velcro is for babies, but they struggle to keep their shoelaces tied. I find myself telling them to fix their shoes multiple times a day. Honestly, if they wore velcro for life, I wouldn’t mind. I spend most days in ballet flats or flip-flops anyway.
- Toilets: I’ll spare you the details here; just know that they’re a source of frustration.
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