Parenting
By Jamie Collins
Updated: May 6, 2021
Originally Published: May 6, 2014
1. Your breasts take the spotlight… but not in a flattering way.
In the days and weeks following the arrival of your little one, you might find that discussions about your breasts become almost as frequent as those about diaper changes—just not in the way you’d hoped. With issues like cracked nipples, clogged ducts, engorgement, and unexpected leaks dominating your conversations, it’s hard to feel sexy. While your partner may appreciate your new curves, you may feel like you’re on display for everyone except him, with your midwife, lactation consultant, and baby all having a close encounter with your bosom.
2. Milk letdowns happen at the most inopportune moments.
In those early days of dealing with rapidly filling breasts, I had no idea when my milk would let down, often leading to embarrassing leaks through my nursing pads, bra, and shirt. Some of the most cringeworthy moments included being in the middle of a graduate school lecture, during a job interview, and even while trying to connect with my husband.
3. You find yourself nursing in front of unexpected witnesses.
Even if you’re comfortable breastfeeding in public, there are times when you might be caught off guard. I remember working late at my empty office when my boss unexpectedly walked in on me mid-nursing. My baby turned to look, and milk sprayed down my side—talk about awkward! Other memorable instances involved male family members (like my brother and dad) and even random strangers.
4. Your baby treats your nipples like a plaything.
There comes a day when your little one becomes aware of your nipples in a whole new way. Suddenly, while nursing, your baby will pull away, furrow their brow in deep thought, and then slowly reach up to pinch, tweak, or flick your nipple—followed by an adorable giggle. Because who wouldn’t find their mom’s nipples amusing, right?
5. Your toddler learns how to communicate their milk desires.
Eventually, your little one will figure out how to ask for milk, whether by yelling, using sign language (which, by the way, looks a lot like you’re milking a cow), or just burrowing their head into your shirt. Watch out for low-cut tops, as you can bet they’ll be flashing the cashier at the grocery store when they’re looking for a snack! And when it comes to what you call nursing, choose wisely—I’d far prefer to hear “milk” than “boobies!”
This article was originally published on May 6, 2014.
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In summary, nursing can be filled with unexpected and humorous moments that can leave you feeling awkward yet connected to your little one. Embrace the chaos, and remember, you’re not alone in this journey!