Ah, the rollercoaster of parenthood – a constant dance with Murphy’s Laws. Kids seem to have an uncanny ability to wake up earlier on weekends than on school days, and stomach bugs always make their grand entrance just before a family trip. And let’s not forget the messes that appear in the rare moments when the house is actually tidy.
But I’ve stumbled upon a new twist: the child you send off to overnight camp will turn into an angel in the days leading up to their departure, making it all the more difficult to say goodbye. That’s exactly what happened in my case.
Just last night, a bit of sass would have been appreciated. A door slam, a dramatic eye-roll, or even a heavy dose of attitude would have made things easier. Instead, my daughter, Emma, has been the perfect little helper, showering me with love. In fact, she proclaimed me as her best friend! Seriously, who does that right before camp?
As I sit here obsessively refreshing the camp’s website, my thoughts spiral into a frenzy of why this whole overnight camp idea is the worst ever. Independence? Overrated. Fun? She can have that right at home. Memories? I’ll finally get around to organizing her baby book. All I really want is for her to be back home.
At least then she can tell me how embarrassing I am and how much she can’t stand me, just like the good old days. Is that too much to wish for?
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In summary, the bittersweet nature of sending a child to overnight camp can be overwhelming, especially when they seem to be on their best behavior. While the idea of independence sounds appealing, there’s nothing like the comfort of home and the joy of a little bit of familiar chaos.