Disclaimer: If you’re sensitive to playful jabs at parenting stereotypes or believe that discussing them—even humorously—might hinder our kids’ potential for true equality, you may want to skip this. And if you pride yourself on being the total opposite of every stereotype, this could sting a bit. You’ve been warned!
Dads say:
You look stunning, have you lost weight?
Moms think:
Wait, did I look bad before this?
Dads say:
I can’t find the milk.
Moms think:
He’s not looking hard enough. It’s right there! Ugh, I’ll just sit here and see how long it takes… Oh no. I forgot to buy the milk!
Dads say:
I slept really well last night!
Moms think:
I can’t hear you over my second double espresso of the morning.
Dads say:
I’m going to use the chainsaw!
Moms think:
Oh no, he’s going to injure himself. I can’t watch. Pretend he’s not doing that.
Dads say:
What did you pick up at Target?
Moms think:
Everything! I bought all the things.
Dads say:
Those pants look nice on you.
Moms think:
Wait, these pants look awful! My butt is channeling Kim Kardashian, and not in a flattering way.
Dads say:
I don’t like those pants on you.
Moms think:
I might never speak to him again.
Dads say:
I think the toilet paper should go this way.
Moms think:
I’ll spend my life switching that back when he’s not looking!
Dads say:
I was too tough on the kids today.
Moms think:
Welcome to the world of feelings! Let’s dive deep into that!
Dads say:
Are you crying over that cat food ad?
Moms think:
Umm… yes.
Dads say:
Did you really spend all day on the phone with your sister?
Moms think:
Umm… yes.
Dads say:
Did you eat all the chocolate?
Moms think:
Umm… yes.
Dads say:
I dressed our daughter and did her hair.
Moms think:
Oh, this should be interesting.
Dads say:
Seriously, what did you get at Target?
Moms think:
Quick! Change the subject!
Dads say:
I cleaned the house so you could unwind.
Moms think:
Sexiest man alive!
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Summary: This article humorously contrasts the thoughts of dads and moms, revealing how their interpretations can differ significantly. It highlights everyday scenarios that many parents can relate to, showcasing the fun and challenges of parenting.