Updated: April 14, 2020
Originally Published: Dec. 3, 2014
I absolutely adore Google. It’s like having a vast library at my fingertips, allowing me to search for anything, anytime. It has been a lifesaver on countless occasions, though it has also sent my heart racing more than a few times!
What I love most is how non-judgmental Google is. You can type in any question, and as long as your settings are right, your searches remain private. It’s a fantastic tool for anyone, especially new parents. Over the past four years and eight months, I’ve typed some pretty outlandish questions into that search bar—some personal, some downright silly, and some that are hilariously personal! I doubt I’m the only one with an amusing search history, so I thought it would be fun to share some of mine with you. Here’s a look at my Google searches from the time I found out I was pregnant in February 2010 until my son’s first birthday in October 2011:
- What does it mean if my period is late?
- Are inexpensive pregnancy tests reliable?
- Are Clear Blue tests trustworthy?
- How should I prepare for my pregnancy?
- What is that jelly-like substance?
- What happens during the first ultrasound?
- How big will my baby be at 6 weeks?
- Is it normal to experience a boosted sex drive in the first trimester?
- Why are my breasts so tender?
- Morning sickness—why does it happen?
- What causes cravings for beer during pregnancy?
- Does having sex while pregnant affect the baby?
- Why do certain smells make me feel sick?
- What should I expect at the 12-week scan?
- Can I eat nuts while expecting?
- Why am I feeling so emotional?
- Pregnancy hormones and mood swings—what’s the deal?
- Nursery decor ideas
- Are Moses basket mattresses safe?
- What does sudden high blood pressure mean for my baby?
- Inspirational quotes for expectant mothers
- Can hot baths harm my baby bump?
- Why have my nipples grown so much?
- Is it common to want my partner to stay away during pregnancy?
- Why am I running to the bathroom every 15 minutes?
- What does it mean if my belly is itchy?
- Will I bond with my baby?
- What if I accidentally drop my baby?
- How reliable are gender scans?
- Blood pressure readings—what do they indicate during pregnancy?
- Choosing pacifiers
- Which bottles are best for newborns?
- What should I know about C-sections?
- Caesarean recovery tips
- Growth scans at 32 weeks
- What are the signs of thrush?
- Why am I still nauseous at week 32?
- Understanding catheters
- Is it normal for newborns to cry a lot?
- Do newborns actually sleep at night?
- Coping with colic
- Am I a bad mom for feeling overwhelmed?
- When will my baby start rolling over?
- The weaning process
- Are diaper blowouts common?
- Should baby poop resemble korma?
- Vaccinations and potential reactions
- Can infants take Tylenol?
- When does teething begin?
- Struggling with sleep deprivation
- What happened to my sex drive after giving birth?
- When will my C-section scar stop feeling numb?
- Barking cough in babies—what does it mean?
- NHS Direct resources
- Can my C-section scar reopen?
- Bumbo seat safety
- When should a baby see a dentist?
- Pureed food ideas for babies
- Is it safe to travel abroad with a 10-month-old?
- What should I do if my baby bumps their head?
- Signs of a concussion in infants
- How much fluid should my baby be drinking?
- Why is my period late again?
- Managing two kids under two
- Do you love your second child as much as the first?
- Choosing tandem strollers
- Am I a terrible mom for having kids close in age?
- Remedies for morning sickness
- Will my 17-month-old ever learn to sleep independently?
- Planning a first birthday party for a boy
- Jungle-themed first birthday ideas…
And there you have it, the highlights of my inaugural year as a mother, all through the lens of Google searches.
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Summary:
This article reflects on the humorous and relatable Google search history of a new mom, revealing the many questions and concerns that arise during pregnancy and early motherhood. From inquiries about pregnancy tests to thoughts on parenting challenges, it captures the essence of navigating the complexities of motherhood in a light-hearted way.