John and Lisa Thompson, a husband-and-wife duo in psychology, have discovered a range of behaviors that can accurately forecast the success or failure of relationships. But what if there was a fun, informal quiz available online that couples—especially those planning to have children—could use to evaluate the strength of their bond? Inspired by this idea, I’ve created my own lighthearted marriage prediction quiz.
The Quiz
- When you hear “clean the kitchen,” what does that entail for you? Does it mean scrubbing down surfaces and mopping the floor? If rinsing out the sink strainer is included in your definition, give yourself +2 points. If not, -2.
- Imagine the task of putting a duvet cover on a duvet. Will one of you insist on a meticulous process of flipping the cover inside out, while the other just shoves it in? If you find yourself feeling a bit sweaty and frustrated during this task, -2 points.
- Try saying, “Babe, did you leave the burner on?” What’s your tone? Is it a simple inquiry, or does it carry an undertone of accusation? Understanding each other’s perspectives is key.
- Do you engage in odd debates, like whether couscous is a grain or just a tiny piece of rice? If one partner insists on their theory while the other counters, be cautious—those who drag you into pointless arguments may not be the best match. -9 points.
- On a long road trip in a rented Chevy Captiva, you might discover that the dashboard connects to your iPhone. Previous renters named their phones amusingly, and you might find yourself encountering a recurring notification about a “Vag vag.” Who will take the initiative to address this? If you both handle it with humor, +5 points.
- As you load your hotel luggage cart for your family of four, how often will you remark on how much stuff you have compared to your carefree travel days?
- Count how many times you mention it.
- How many times will you comment on the lack of hooks on the luggage cart?
- When your toddler becomes carsick on a twisting mountain road and you’re awkwardly trying to manage the situation, will you keep your cool when they ask, “Who is Vag vag?” If you endure the moment without losing your temper, +4 points; if you lose it, -10.
- How long will you navigate around a neighborhood in search of a Panera for a “healthy” meal before you concede and settle for Cracker Barrel? Agree on a limit ahead of time.
- If your toddler starts banging on an antique-style lamp at Cracker Barrel, who will intervene first to prevent a disaster? This playful dispute can strengthen your bond. +10 points.
- When your child is having a meltdown at the restaurant and the high chair has an old-fashioned strap that complicates things, how will you react? Will you remain calm or let frustration take over?
- Lastly, what’s your opinion on Cracker Barrel? If you both align on this crucial question, you’re likely on the right track.
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In summary, this fun quiz can give you insight into your relationship dynamics, helping you understand each other better and potentially leading to a happier marriage.