Hold up, what?! My partner has always told me I look adorable in sweatpants. Was that just a clever ruse to distract me while he plotted to file for divorce? I couldn’t help but choke on my wine when I stumbled upon a headline reading, “Ladies, number one reason for divorce in America: sweatpants! No way!”
Alright, Eva. I’ll give you a pass because I loved your performance in Hitch and, of course, Ryan Reynolds is your partner. But I have a few burning questions. What type of sweatpants are we talking about? If mine are from Victoria’s Secret PINK, do they count as special? Or is that kind of loophole only applicable if you’re hitched to Adam Levine or resemble Gisele Bündchen?
Also, just curious… what do you think we should be rocking instead? Edible lingerie? Leather jumpsuits? Fancy negligees? I would love to see my kids’ expressions if I waltzed into the kitchen in something resembling Britney Spears from “Oops!… I Did It Again.” Note to self: Halloween 2016, maybe?
How charming is Ryan Reynolds, stepping in to defend Eva by tweeting, “Clearly the sweatpants comment was a joke. I’m wearing them now. Yes, tweeting in sweatpants. Uh-oh! I’ve revealed too much! Twitter wins again!” What a hero, right? Who doesn’t adore a guy who stands up for his partner? But wait—she’s not his wife! They aren’t even married! To quote a classic, “What am I even listening to you for? You can’t drive!” So, despite any divorce threats, I’ll proudly continue to wear my old gray sweatpants, as often as I can.
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In summary, while Eva Mendes may have her opinions about sweatpants, I’m still going to enjoy mine. After all, comfort is key, right?